240+ Most Funny Knock Knock Jokes Ever

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Knock knock. Who’s there? 240+ funny jokes! Okay, so that joke was lame, but we really do have 240+ of the best knock knock jokes this year. Share them with your friends and loved ones to give them a good laugh today.

We have divided them into 8 different categories: Funny, animalfamilyfoodgeeky & nerdy, geography, name and job & profession.

Funny Jokes #1 – #40

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  1. Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Any. Any who? Anybody home?

2. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Orange. It’s Orange who? Please, Orange you going to open the door?

3. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Joe Danglerdoo. Joe Danglerdoo who? Seriously? How many Joe Danglerdoo’s do you really know? Please let me inside – it’s pretty cold out here.

4. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Sham. Sham who? Wait, did you just call me fat?

5. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Dewy. Dewy who? Say, Dewy have some time to drink some coffee?

6. “Knock knock. Who’s there? The interrupting cow. The interru… Excuse me – I’m terribly sorry to interrupt – but “moo”!

7. “Knock knock. Who’s there? I’m Beets. I’m Beets who? I don’t know – beets me.

8. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Boo. It’s Boo who? Please don’t cry; it’s just me.

9. “Knock knock. Who’s there? I scream. I scream who? I scream is a sweet treat on a hot day.

10. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Madam. Madam who? Madam toe got stuck in the door.

11. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Please Lettuce. Please Lettuce who? Please Lettuce come in; it’s so cold out here!

12. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Mango. Mango who? Mango to the back door and answer it.

13. “Knock knock. Who’s there? This Doris. This Doris who? This Doris locked – that’s why I knocked. Now open it!

14. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Ben. Ben who? I Ben knocking on this door for 10 minutes.

15. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Dip-lo-ma. Dip-lo-ma who? Dip-lo-ma is finally here to fix your sink.

16. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Beesur. Beesur who? Beesur black and yell – and they make honey, too.

17. “Knock knock. Who’s there? I scream. I scream who? What? Are you an angry owl?

18. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Al. Al who? Al give you a great big hug if you open the door.

19. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Europe. Europe who? Nuh uh! You’re a poo!

20. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Alsey. Alsey who? Alsey ya later alligator!

21. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Norma. Norma who? Norma-lly I don’t knock on doors, but I wanted to meet you.

22. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Cook. Cook who? Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?

23. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Abby! Abby who? Abby day to you, good sir.

24. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Cash. Cash who? No cash who for me, thanks. But I could go for some almonds.

25. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Bumble Bee. Bumble Bee who? Bumble Bee really cold if you don’t put some pants on.

26. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Iowa. Iowa who? Iowa really big apology to you for hitting your car.

27. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s CDs. CDs who? CDs legs? I work out every day!

28. “Knock knock. Who’s there? The rude interrupting pirate. The rude interr….Argh you going to let me through this door, or not?!

29. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Comma. Comma who? Comma little bit closer, and I’ll tell you.

30. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Mickey! Mickey who? Mickey doesn’t work! Can you just let me through?

31. “Knock knock. Who’s there? The. The who? That’s a great band, but what do they have to do with this?

32. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s I love. I love who? I love you, too!

33. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Amesh! Amesh who? No, you’re not a shoe.

34. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Opportunity. Opportunity who? Just let me through. You know opportunity doesn’t knock twice.

35. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Tank. Tank who? You’re very welcome.

36. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Square root of 2. Square root of 2 who? Don’t listen to me – I’m completely irrational.

37. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Butter. Butter who? I butter be going.

38. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s To. To who? To whom! Did you even go to school?

39. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Hippa. Hippa who? Sorry, can´t tell you…

40. “Knock knock. Who’s there? The Cargoes. The Cargoes who? The Cargoes beep, beep!

Animal Jokes #41- #81

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41. “Knock knock. Who’s there? I’m Lion. I’m Lion who? I’m lion if I say I don’t want to come inside.

42. “Knock knock. Who’s there? The Goat. The Goat who? Goat to the store and pick up some milk.

43. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Dragon. Dragon who? I’m dragon my feet again – please let me inside.

44. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Who. It’s Who who? Amazing! You can speak owl?

45. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Cow. Cow who? Cow’s say “moo”. They don’t say “who”.

46. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Toucan Sam. Toucan Sam who? Toucan Sam-ple the goods.

47. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s A Spider. A Spider who? A-Spider what other people say, I really do like you.

48. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Dog. Dog who? Dogon’it – let me inside!

49. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Rabbit. Rabbit who? Rabbit wolf outside! Let me inside!

50. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Oh deer. Oh deer who? Oh deer [deer = dear]! I’ve locked myself outside.

51. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Rhino. Rhino who? Rhino I’m freezing. Can you let me inside?

52. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Foxin. Fox who? Foxin to break this door down if you don’t open it.

53. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Ostrich. Ostrich who? Ostrich [ostrich = I’ll stretch] my legs for a while, but I’d really love to come inside and sit down.

54. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Beary. Beary who? Beary hot out here. Can I come in and cool off?

55. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Monkey. Monkey who? Monkey is broken.

56. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Piglet. Piglet who? Piglet me in the back door. Hope you don’t mind.

57. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Rhino. Rhino who? Rhino you know who I am. Open up the door!

58. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Yak! Yak who (yak who = yahoo)? Actually, I prefer Google.

59. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Tuna fish. Tuna fish who? Don’t be ridiculous – you can’t tune a fish.

60. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Koala. Koala who? Koala me crazy, but aren’t you supposed to open up the door?

61. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Butterfly. Butterfly who? Butterfly home for dinner.

62. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s The Donkey. The Donkey who? The Donkey doesn’t work. Can you just open up and let me inside?

63. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Baa! Baa who? Yes, I’ve been to the bayou, but what does that have to do with this?

64. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Ribbit. Ribbit who? Ribbit down the door if you don’t open it.

65. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Goose. Goose who? Not me!

66. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Otter. Otter who? Otter nonsense that you won’t let me inside.

67. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Iguana just. Iguana just who? Iguana just hold your hand!

68. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Pig. Pig who? Please pig up your feet, so you don’t wind up twipping.

69. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Gorilla. Gorilla who? Let’s gorilla some burgers for lunch.

70. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Bug. Bug who? Not me! Go bug someone else.

71. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Kanga. Kanga who? No, silly. Kangaroo!

72. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s T-Rex. T-Rex who? There is a T-Rex standing at your door, and you want to know what its name is?

73. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Chick. Chick who? Chick [chick = check] the back door. I heard someone knocking there, too.

74. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Gerbil. Gerbil who? Gerbil [gerbil = your bell] is not working! Get it fixed.

75. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Doe. Doe who? Have you been drinking?

76. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Pig. Pig who? Pig up [pig = pick] the phone!

77. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Meow. Meow who? Meow-side [meow = move]! Let me through!

78. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Swan. Swan who? Swan a cup of tea?

79. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Bison. Bison who? Bison food – I’m hungry.

80. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Bunny. Bunny who? Bunny, I’m home!

81. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Ocelot. Ocelot who? Ocelot of weight! You look great!

Family Jokes #82 – #105

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82. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Kiss. Kiss who? Come on, kiss your grandma!

83. “Knock knock. Who’s there? I’m Tee. I’m tee who? You’re only 2? Well is your mom home then?

84. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Nanna. Nanna who? It’s Nanna your business!

85. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Abe Lincoln. Abe Lincoln who? Don’t you know who Abe Lincoln is?

86. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Ida. Ida who? Ida love to be your new friend.

87. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Olive. Olive who? Aw, olive you, too!

88. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Honey. Honey who? Oh honey! I’m home!

89. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Chip. Chip who? Chip off the old block.

90. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Fruit. Fruit who? The fruit of your loins.

91. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Like. Like who? Like mother like daughter – the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

92. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Mom and dad. Mom and dad who? Exactly – because you’re adopted.

93. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Stranger. Stranger who? Didn’t your mother teach you not to talk to strangers?

94. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Disguise. Disguise who? Is disguise (this guy) really your boyfriend?

95. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Heart. Heart who? It’s heart to hear! Can you talk louder?

96. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Bud. Bud who? Because bud is thicker than water.

97. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Cousin Ted. Cousin Ted who? Cousin Ted of letting me in, you’re making me stand out here in the cold.

98. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Honeycomb. Honeycomb who? Honeycomb your hair. It’s a mess.

99. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Barbie. Barbie who? Barbeque chicken!

100. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Cantaloupe. Cantaloupe who? I cantaloupe! I’m already married.

101. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwanye the bathtub! I’m drowning in here!

102. “Knock knock. Who’s there? I love. I love who? Well, I don’t know! Why don’t you tell me?

103. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Zeek. Zeek who? Zeek, and you shall find.

104. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Yata. Yata who? Yata know me by now!

105. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Dwight. Dwight who? Dwight way is so much better than the wrong way.

Food Jokes #106 – #151

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106. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Salome. Salome who? Salome [salome = salami] and cheese, please!

107. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Honeydew Olive. Honeydew Olive who? Honeydew not fret! Olive you more than all the stars in the sky.

108. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Pecan Sandy. Pecan Sandy who? Hey! Pecan Sandy (pick on someone) your size.

109. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Wanda. Wanda who? Wanda hot dog?

110. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Hammond. Hammond who? Why, Hammond eggs, of course!

111. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Please lettuce in.

112. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut who? Doughnut panic – this is just a joke.

113. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Figs Newton. Figs Newton who? Please figs your doorbell, or get a Newton!

114. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Loaf. Loaf who? Loaf me? Aw, I loaf you, too.

115. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Banana Split. Banana Split who? The banana split, and ice creamed!

116. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Burrito. Burrito who? Burrito – it’s cold out here. Let me in!

117. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Two. Two who? Two slices of pizza please!

118. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Jalapeno. Jalapeno who? I’m sorry – am I jalapeno business?

119. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Nacho. Nacho who? Nacho business!

120. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Kiwi. Kiwi who? Kiwi come inside, please?

121. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Grape. Grape who? Grape! Now I’m stuck outside.

122. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Hot dog. Hot dog who? Hot dog! You’re cute!

123. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Cashew. Cashew who? Cashew later, babe.

124. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Pasta. Pasta who? Pasta salt to me, please!

125. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Soda. Soda who? Soda apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.

126. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Mushroom. Mushroom who? Mushroom to let me in through the door.

127. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Cannoli. Cannoli who? Cannoli sit out here for so long. Let me in!

128. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Dough. Dough who? Dough not be scared. It’s just me!

129. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Onion. Onion who? Onion hand, I can come inside. On the other hand, I can break the door down.

130. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Grape. Grape who? Grape life by the horns!

131. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Bean. Bean who? It’s bean too long! Let me in.

132. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Pear. Pear who? Pear-a-chute broke! Could you let me inside?

133. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Lime. Lime who? Don’t lime! You know who I am!

134. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Bacon. Bacon who? Do you really need a reason to answer the door for bacon?

135. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Peas. Peas who? Peas let me in!

136. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water a way to answer your door!

137. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Kale. Kale who? Kale your mother – she misses you!

138. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Hummus. Hummus who? Hummas ask you a question: can I come inside?

139. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Eggs. Eggs who? Eggs-cuse me, but can you open the door?

140. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Turnip Pear. Turnip Pear who? Turnip Pear the music – let’s dance!

141. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Tomato. Tomato who? Tomato too much!

142. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Beef. Beef who? Beef-ore you eat, don’t forget to wash your hands.

143. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Muffin. Muffin who? Don’t worry about muffin! Everything is going to be alright.

144. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Cumin. Cumin who? Cumin! Let me inside!

145. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Icing. Icing who? Icing, you sing, we all sing for ice cream!

146. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Omelet. Omelet who? You know, Omelet smarter than you think.

147. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup with me later!

148. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Pretzel. Pretzel who? Pretzel the button to ring the doorbell.

149. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Carrots. Carrots who? Carrots you, of course! Do you care about me, too?

150. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Pickle. Pickle who? Pickle someone your own size!

151. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Cauliflower Pizza. Cauliflower Pizza who? You can cauliflower by any other name, but it’s still not a pizza.

Geeky & Nerdy Jokes #152 – #177

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152. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It´s Tobi. Tobi who? Tobi or not to be; that is the question.

153. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It´s Art. Art who? Art2-D2!

154. “Knock knock. Who’s there? I love doctor. I love doctor who? OMG! Me, too!

155. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It´s Yah. Yah who? Yahoo.com!

156. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting Hector Salamanca. Interrupting Hector…. Ding ding ding ding ding ding!

157. “Knock knock. Who’s there? … (Very long pause) … Java!

158. “Knock knock. Who’s there? The Earl of Oxford. The Earl of Oxford who? Yea, exactly!

159. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Wherefore means. Wherefore means who? No, no, no! Wherefore means why. How many times do I have to go over this with you?

160. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting, rude, dyslexic cow. Inter… OMO!!

161. “Knock knock. Come in! Darn it! You were supposed to say “who’s there?”

162. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Doorbell repair main. Doorbell repair man who? Every time!

163. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It´s dad. Dad who? UNLOCK THE DOOR CALVIN!

164. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Impatient sloth. Impatient sloth who? (20 seconds later) SSSLLLOOOTTTHHH!

165. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It´s Oink. Oink who? Dude – make up your mind already. Are you a pig, or are you an owl?

166. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s your grandpa. Ah, shoot – stop the funeral!”

167. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It´s Tommy. Tommy who? Tommy began to cry as he suddenly realized his grandma could no longer recognize his voice.

168. “Knock knock. Who’s there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who? Oh forget it! It’s pointless.

169. “Why did Jeffrey fall off the monkey bars? Because he had no arms. Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Jeffrey.

170. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It´s recursion. Recursion who? Knock knock. (repeat)”

171. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s a control freak. Now, you say “it’s a control freak who?”

172. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It´s Jelly. Jelly who? I’m the one who’s going to marry peanut butter.

173. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It´s Latvian. Latvian who? Please just let us in, is cold.

174. “Hey Mr. White, want to hear a joke? Knock knock. I am the one who knocks!!”

175. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Hijack. Hijack who? Hey! Hijack! How’s Jill?

176. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Old Lady. Old lady who? Wow! I didn’t know you could yodel.

177. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Noah Place. Noah Place who? Noah Place we can get something good to eat?

Geography Jokes #178 – #201

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178. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Alaska. It’s Alaska who? Alaska my friend then!

179. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Spain. It’s Spain who? Spain to have to keep knocking on this door!

180. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Iran. It’s Iran who? Please! Iran all the way over here to tell you this!

181. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Chile. It’s Chile who? It’s Chile out here! Why don’t you open up the door?

182. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Czech! It’s Czech who? Czech your doorbell. I think it’s broken.

183. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Hawaii. It’s Hawaii who? I’m great, how about you?

184. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Iowa. It’s Iowa who? Iowa you money for hitting your car.

185. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Kenya. It’s Kenya who? Please! Kenya open up the door?

186. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Laos. It’s Laos who? I’m at a total Laos for words.

187. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Peru. It’s Peru who? Peru, I would do anything.

188. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Norway. It’s Norway who? Norway I’m letting you talk to me like that.

189. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Omen. It’s Omen who? Omen! The doorbell is broken again!

190. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Ghana. It’s Ghana who? Are you Ghana open up the door?

191. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Tennessee. It’s Tennessee who? You’re the only ten I see.

192. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Missouri. It’s Missouri who? You know what they say: Missouri always loves company.

193. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Paris. It’s Paris who? Oh – Paris the thought!

194. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Russian. It’s Russian who? Why are you Russian me?

195. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Sweden. It’s Sweden who? The Sweden sour chicken meal is my favorite!

196. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Venice. It’s Venice who? Venice your doorbell going to be fixed?

197. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Tunis. It’s Tunis who? Tunis company, but three is a crowd!

198. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Jamaican. It’s Jamaican who? Come on! Jamaican me nuts!

199. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Europe. It’s Europe who? Europe’ining the door slowly – please hurry up!

200. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Rome. It’s Rome who? Rome is whereever your heart is.

201. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Greece. It’s Greece who? Is oil and Greece the same thing?

Name Jokes #202 – #244

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202. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Alfred. Alfred who? Alfred you a hug if you open up the door.

203. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Alby. Alby who? Well Alby darn!

204. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Anne Boleyn. Anne Boleyn who? Want to go to Anne Boleyn alley with me!

205. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Anny. Anny who? Is there Anny way you could let me inside now?

206. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Averie. Averie who? Do we have to go through this Averie time I visit your house?

207. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Ash. Ash who? Bless you! Are you sick?

208. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Barry. Barry who? Barry the barrels of money where no one will find it.

209. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Benny. Benny who? I’ve Benny knocking for so long, my hand is starting to go numb.

210. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Billy. Billy who? I told you! Billy Jean is not my lover.

211. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Celesta. Celesta who? Celesta time I’m asking – open up!

212. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Connor. Connor who? Connor (can’t ignore me) me for much longer!

213. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Cole. Cole who? Let me inside! It’s Cole out here!

214. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey really have to do this every time I knock?

215. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Doris. Doris who? The Doris locked and I forgot my key. Let me inside!

216. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Elvis. Elvis who? I’m sorry – Elvis has left the building!

217. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Emma. Emma who? Emma cracking you up yet?

218. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Evan. Evan who? Evan an idiot can figure out who I am.

219. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Freda. Freda who? Are you a Freda of the big bad wolf?

220. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s General Lee. General Lee who? General Lee, I don’t tell corny jokes, but I’ll make an exception for you.

221. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Gretel Long. Gretel Long who? Gretel Long little doggies!

222. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Gus. Gus who? I don’t know – who?

223. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Harmony. Harmony who? Geesh! Harmony times do I have to tell you?

224. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Harley. Harley who? You Harley know me. Why would you let me inside?

225. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Heidi. Heidi who? Heidi the money and jewelry!

226. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Hari. Hari who? Things are going to get Hari out here if you don’t let me inside!

227. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Hamish. Hamish who? Don’t Hamish with me! I’m warning you!

228. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Hugh. Hugh who? What are Hugh talking about? Let me inside!

229. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Ida. Ida who? Ida knock down this door!

230. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Irene Bell. Irene Bell who? Irene Bell, but no one is answering!

231. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Isaac First. Isaac First who? Isaac First you a question.

232. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Jesus. Jesus who? Jesus Christ – open up the door!

233. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Juana. Juana who? Juana come out and play with me?

234. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Ken. Ken who? Can you tell me a good knock knock joke?

235. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Lucy. Lucy who? Hey Lucy! I’m home!

236. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Monet. Monet who? Monet (money) doesn’t grow on trees!

237. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Nadia Dame. Nadia Dame who? Nadia Dame business!

238. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Norma Lee. It’s Norma Lee who? It’s Norma Lee easy for me to get inside. I had a key, but I lost it!

239. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Olivia Now. Olivia Now who? Olivia (all of you) Now get out my house – the party is over.

240. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Paul. Paul who? Why don’t you Paul up a chair, and I’ll tell you.

241. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Phillip. Phillip who? Could you Phillip the gas tank?

242. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Quentice. Quentice who? This water Quentice my thirst!

243. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Rita. Rita who? Go Rita book!

244. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Wanita. Wanita who? Wanita ‘nother knock knock joke like I need a hole in the head.

Job & Profession Jokes #245 – #269

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245. “Knock knock. Who’s there? I’m Accountant. I’m Accountant who? I’m Accountant the days until you let me inside!

246. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s the Boss. It’s the Boss who? No really, it’s the boss. Open up the door.

247. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Gidget. Gidget who? Gidget the memo from HR?

248. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s the Police. Police who? Police stop with these terrible knock knock jokes.

249. “Knock knock. Who’s there? Just Waiter. Just Waiter who? Just Waiter I get my hands on you! Open up the door!

250. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Attorney. Attorney who? Attorney the key to the left to open up the door.

251. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s a Doctor. Doctor who? Yes, exactly.

252. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s the Office. Office who? Office (face) your problems head on.

253. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Painter. Painter who? Let’s painter the town red.

254. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Vet. Vet who? Vet are you going to let me inside?

255. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Odor. Odor who? Odor! Odor in the court!

256. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Opportunity. Opportunity who? A missed opportunity.

257. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Butcher. Butcher who? Please Butcher arms around me and give me a hug!

258. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Cook. Cook who? Wait – are you some kind of bird clock?

259. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Taxi. Taxi who? Taxis keep going up each year!

260. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Fax. Fax who? It’s fax-inating that you don’t remember me!

261. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Meeting. Meeting who? I don’t know. Who are you meeting?

262. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Hobbit. Hobbit who? Hey! Hobbit a raise, boss?

263. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Lance. Lance who? Lance chance to grab a bagel from the break room.

264. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Project. Project who? I just wanted to know if you finished me yet.

265. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Yah. Yah who? No, we use Google at the office.

266. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Theodore. Theodore who? Theodore wasn’t opened, so I had to knock.

267. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Harry. Harry who? Please Harry it up and let me through the door already!

268. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Juan. Juan who? Juan to get lunch together?

269. “Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s Juana. Juana who? Juana small step for a man, and one gigantic leap for all of mankind.

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