800+ Best Selfie Captions & Quotes for Instagram

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You have finally made that perfect selfie and want to publish it on Instagram. If you have no idea what caption to use, then look no further as we have created a massive collection of 800+ selfie Instagram caption.

All you have to do is to choose the category you are looking for and select one that fits your picture the best (see the table of contents below). Just keep in mind that Instagram has some limits:

  • 2,200 Caption characters limit
  • 30 Hashtags limit
  • 150 Instagram bio characters limit

Please, let us know which one you have chosen and if there is any category you would like to add to this collection.

FUNNY SELFIE CAPTIONS

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FUNNY SELFIE CAPTIONS

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The Monday-est Tuesday ever.

A selfie a day keeps the mental breakdown away.

Real men don’t take selfies.

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

May your day feel as good as taking this perfect selfie on the first try.

All I need is Chipotle.

Showing myself at my worst so the next selfie I post, you’ll all be astounded by my stunning transformation.

We’ll be friends for life, because you already know too much!

Girls–be as picky with your men as I was with this selfie.

I used to have superpowers but the psychiatrist took them away.

Coffee – Because crack is bad for you.

When Instagram was down, I ran around town shouting “like” at flowers, dogs, and expensive brunches.

Yea, dating is cool but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza?

Making people unsure about my gender on a daily basis.

They say “Love is in the air.” Maybe that’s why there is so much air pollution these days.

I like being myself. Maybe just slimmer, with a few less wrinkles.

Spreading grins like they’re herpes.

A blind man walks into a bar… And a chair… and a table.

This is how I look taking a selfie.

I don’t have ex’s; I have Y’s. Like, “Why did I ever date you?”

All you need is love! And a tiara. And maybe a cookie.

WARNING: I will go into survival mode if tickled!

Flawless has 7 letters thus does meeeeee. Incident? I think not.

I’m on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.

Text me back or I’ll find you.

I changed all my passwords to Incorrect.

Show anyone and I’ll kill you.

It’s funny because it’s true.

Walking past a class with your friends in it.

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

Completely clumsy, proudest of geek & nerd, decreaser of world sucking.

Need an ark? I Noah guy.

When nothing goes right, go left instead.

At least this balloon is attracted to me!

A friend will always make you Smile, specially when you don’t want to…

Uncovered. Frequently Unreliable. Effectively distract.

I don’t always study, but when I do, I don’t.

Life isn’t perfect… But my Hair is! #selfieaddict

My relationship status? Netflix, Oreos and warm up pants.

My life is about as sorted out as the $5 DVD canister at Wal-Mart.

I need a six month holiday, twice a year.

If a dentist makes their money from unhealthy teeth, why would I trust a product 4/5 of them recommend?

Dear vegetarians, if you’re trying to save animals, then why are you eating their food?

Bitch I want to slap you, but in which face I don’t know.

Friday, my second favorite F word.

Free hot dogs and chili, you always pay for them later.

So you’re telling me I have a chance.

Oh, you’re a model? What’s your agency, Instagram?

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.

I just rap caucasionally.

Is Google a boy or a girl? Obviously, a girl because it won’t let you finish your sentence without suggesting other ideas.

Long line at Starbucks, first world problems.

I don’t always surf the internet, but when I do, eyebrows!

Always accept yourself. Unless you are a serial killer. Then please change.

Weekend, please don’t leave me.

You lost your phone and it’s on silent? Too bad, if you liked it, you should have put a ring on it.

We serve drinks cheaper and colder than your EX.

So, you’re on Instagram? You must be an amazing photographer.

Say “Beer Can” with a British accent. I just taught you to say “Bacon” with a Jamaican accent.

Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

I had fun once, it was horrible.

Did you swallow magnets? Cause you are attractive!

Women drivers rev my engine.

They say tongue is the strongest muscle of the body. Wanna fight?

Give me the chocolate and nobody gets hurt.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship!

When I was in Rome… I did what the Romans did.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

Lost in the world that doesn’t exist.

Today I will be as useless as letter g in lasagna.

Stay Alive. Challenge Accepted!

You can ask Tommy, Hilfiger it out!

I liked memes before they were on Instagram.

I’m really not amusing. I’m just truly mean and individuals think I am kidding.

You’ll never be as fabulous as a llamacorn.

I got back with my Ex… Box 360.

Onions make me sad. A lot of people don’t realize that.

I think you are lacking Vitamin me!

If a redhead works at a bakery, does that make them the gingerbread man?

If I was funny, I would have a good Instagram caption.

There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking.

Do you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometimes!

I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.

Live, laugh, love. And if that doesn’t work, load, aim, fire.

What if I told you, you can eat without posting it on Instagram.

That awkward moment when someone is watching you take a picture of yourself.

Anybody have plans to stare at their phone somewhere exciting this weekend?

Chocolate doesn’t make inquiries, chocolate gets it.

SIMPLE BUT GREAT CAPTIONS FOR SELFIE

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SIMPLE BUT GREAT CAPTIONS FOR SELFIE

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A human. Being.

You can’t judge me.

Forever is composed of nows.

Omg. Look at me. Instagram selfie.

Exhale the bullshit.

Love your enemies.

Snapchat me.

Under construction.

Be self-starter.

I got it from my mama.

Thick thighs and pretty eyes.

Love this Look!

College bound.

I am an Instagram Caption!

You think this is a game?

How is this fellas?

Be honest.

Still the beats bang.

Forgive, yes. Forget, never.

When you are downie, eat a brownie.

Catch flights not Feelings.

I don’t care. I just do.

Smile, life is beautiful.

I’m not lazy, just relaxed.

Make it happen.

Dream without fear. Love without limits.

Those who don’t believe in magic will never find it.

Life is way too short for bad vibes.

Make love your motto.

Radiate positive vibes.

Always take the scenic route.

Happiness is just a chemical.

Maybe I am born with it.

YOLO. You Live Only Once!

Happy.

It’s me and my Best Friend for Life!

Hey girl!

Yeah I’m Idiot 😛

Self Love isn’t selfish!

Alone at the office.

You’re missing out.

Throwing mad shade.

It’s a beautiful day.

I got it from my mama.

Forever Nomad!

I just farted.

High school king.

Smile is what gets me going!.

Monday, No Fun Day!

I decide the vibe.

Got my coffee and donut.

Prettiness Overloaded!

What do you think of the view?

Look What have I become!

Miami for life.

Mom’s gone wild.

I woke up like this. #flawless

Raincoats and sailboats.

My time is now!

Freeeakkkkyyy!

Good things come to those who hustle.

Cafe racer.

New York for life.

Morning time is selfie time!

Inhale the future. Exhale the past.

Life is better when you’re laughing.

Chilling like a gangster.

Good food = good mood.

Don’t hold your breath.

I like foodies.

Your hair is 90% of your selfie.

Be a Warrior not a Worrier.

Oh hey there.

Coffee every minute.

My time is now.

No rain, No Flowers.

To endlessness and past.

A Caffeine subordinate living thing.

Pizza selfie.

Home is not a place, it’s a feeling.

It’s sexy time.

= Duck face fail.

I can show you the world.

Forgive, yes. Forget, never.

Don’t hate.

Find your wild!

Never been happier!

Meet my Partner in Crime.

High school queen.

Good Times + Crazy Friends = Great Memories!

Yolo swag.

Like a boss.

Poop.

Turn the pain into power.

On my worst behavior.

So jealous.

Throwback Thursday.

Rock stars.

I woke up like this.

Last day of class.

I didn’t come here to lose.

I say why not?

Beauty is power, a smile is its sword.

Soul over ego.

Give me some space.

No guts, no Glory.

You have to be odd to be number one.

Coffee and confidence.

Silly me.

Invest the now in tomorrow’s dream.

Pizza and movies.

Want to see my duck face?

Escape the ordinary.

Big blue sky.

Smile, life is beautiful.

Escape the ordinary.

Sweeter than honey.

Help me please, I’m bored.

Deal with it.

Braless is flawless.

Know your limits.

Sunshine mixed with little hurricane.

She is Mad. But She is Me!

All we have is NOW.

I just farted.

Best friends forever.

PARTY SELFIE CAPTIONS

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PARTY SELFIE CAPTIONS

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These are the days we live for.

We are children of the bad revolution. We will party till the end of our lives.

Let the good times roll!

Go wild for a while.

All we have is NOW.

Rolling with the hommies.

We got that Friday feeling.

Rough day, wonderful night.

We’ll be the ones to show them all who’s boss.

Last night was a blur.

A little party never killed nobody.

I wish some nights lasted forever.

Regardless of whatever crap life may throw at you, never stop having a moment filled with fun!

“Stars in our eyes ‘cuz we’re having a good time.”

Whole squad on that real shit.

Drink triple, see double, act single.

“I can’t believe I’m telling you this but I’ve had a couple of drinks and oh my god!”

Sip, sip, hooray.

Life is short, wear your party pants.

Life is too short to drink responsibly.

Sunshine and moonshine.

Have heaps of hair and like appalling things.

Here to serve the feline overlord.

Gonna go crazy tonight.

Drunk as a skunk.

Let the good times roll.

About to head out.

Come on Barbie, let´s go party.

Why be moody, when you can shake yo booty.

Just hanging with my friends.

Stay strong, the weekend is coming.

You guys are just so darn cute.

I shouldn’t be permitted to go on Snapchat, Facebook or Instagram when I’m tipsy!

“Get your hot rods ready to rumble ’cause we’re gonna drink until we die.”

Too many shots, too many girls.

Being silly with the girls.

Out in the club and I’m sippin’ that bub and you’re not gonna reach my telephone.”

Selfie Sunday.

Cmon! It’s Selfie Sunday!

Sunday Funday.

INSTAGRAM CAPTIONS FOR A SERIOUS SELFIE

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INSTAGRAM CAPTIONS FOR A SERIOUS SELFIE

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Hearts are wild creatures — that’s why our ribs are cages.

I am who I am, I am what I am, I do what I do and I ain’t never gonna do it any different.

I don’t care who likes it and who doesn’t.

Why so serious?

Morning coffee, because anything else is worthless.

Let’s just be who we really are.

Good friends show their love in times of trouble, not just in times of happiness.

You don’t know me.

One does not simply “Let it go”.

If you ran like your mouth, you would be in good shape.

Some days start better than others.

If you want to succeed, you have to let failure be your best-friend!

Hustle until your haters ask if you’re hiring.

If you have eyes, look at me now!

Dear old me, I am so sorry I’ve hurt you and never thought about you please come back if possible I promise I’ll not let you go again.

Every path has obstacles, but it is up to you to continue to smile and walk that path.

Memes are just normal post if you don’t have a best friend to tag.

Exams. Over.

Let go of anything that is toxic to your progression.

So, who ate my food?

Don’t allow your habitual behavior to dictate who you truly are.

Like a warrior, my heart was meant to fight battles.

Insecurities can make even the smartest and most beautiful woman foolishly question herself despite how amazing she truly is.

Life is like an elevator on your way up, sometimes you have to stop and let some people off.

“Why you always write about love?” I love writing Fiction.

They start missing you when they fail to replace you.

Like it or not, you will eventually become a reflection of the company you keep.

Sometimes, being with your BFF is all the therapy you need!

Where the damnation am I, and how could I have been able to I arrive?

I graduated from the University of selfies.

But first, let me take a selfie.

Things left unsaid stay with us forever.

Let it be.

Life is better when you’re laughing.

That moment when you realize your childhood is over.

Don’t talk, just act. Don’t say, just show. Don’t promise, just prove.

And then there are some relationships which don’t require daily meetings, they exist only by seeing each other.

In our generation, people are bloody brilliant at changing their masks.

Don’t hate.

Time is fast when life is easy but now its hard to pass both.

I don’t always take selfies.

How I feel when there is no Coffee. DEPRESSO!

Sometimes Simplicity is all I desire!

Don’t be like the rest of them, darling.

I don’t know what I did to have a best friend like you.

Catch a glimpse.

Best Friends make good times better and hard times easier!

Dress the way you want to be Addressed!

It’s a sweatshirt kind of day.

Learn to appreciate the people who want to be in your life and stop stressing over people who don’t want to be in your life.

No matter how busy a person is if they really care they will always find time for you.

Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s an Instagram filter.

Hating me doesn’t make you pretty.

Best Friends make good times better and hard times easier!

I act like I’m ok, but I’m really not.

Started not to give a fuck and stopped fearing the consequence.

Make mistakes, it’s better than faking perfection.

“I learned, when I look in the mirror and tell my story, that I should be myself and not peep whatever everybody is doing.” — Kendrick Lamar

A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. A dumb person creates it.

The older I get, the more I appreciate being home doing absolutely nothing.

Apparently, when you treat people like they treat you, they get upset.

Life is like a balloon. If you never let go, you will not know how high can you rise.

I’ve never met a strong person with an easy past.

Learn to wait. There’s always time for everything.

If it doesn’t challenge you, it doesn’t change you.

What’s your state of mind?

This is my simple selfie life.

Finals are OVER!!!

Girl, I have to call you back.

Soon we are going to see the real face of each other… Until then, let’s pretend we’re perfect.

CUTE & LOVELY SELFIE CAPTIONS

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CUTE & LOVELY SELFIE CAPTIONS

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We were so young and in love.

OMG, that’s so cute.

I just want to cuddle, that’s all I want.

Warning – You might fall in love with me.

How can something be so distant, so unknown, so damaged and yet so beautiful?

There is no such thing as a perfect person, but someone’s heart can have a perfect intention.

A happy soul is the best shield for a cruel world.

You’re the king, baby I’m your queen.

Beauty attracts the eye, but personality captures the heart.

Together, let’s disappear into this night like two shooting stars.

There’s a girl out there with love in her eyes and flowers in her hair.

Keep telling yourself good isn’t good enough. You deserve much more. You deserve GREATNESS.

I get by with a little help from my friends.

Always better together.

Wish you were here.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship!

In a room of arts, I would still stare at you.

Let us get lost in the sunset together.

I’ll hold you when things go wrong, I’ll be with you from dusk till dawn.

He made her fall for him with all his sweet poison. The thought of losing her made him a liar.

She just left, I miss her already.

You are a tornado with pretty eyes and a heartbeat.

Pillow talk with my best friend.

I want a second chance at falling in love with you for the first time.

Love when my bae hugs me like this.

Dear guys, please get off of Facebook, take yourself outside, be a gentleman, and learn how to approach a woman in the real world, preferably one who is single and available.

She is my Best Friend. You break her heart, I will break your face.

Girls be like, caught off guard but still cute.

Wherever you go, go with all your heart.

Her memories to him were like flowers in the morning and stars at night.

Don’t let your eyes be blinded by her beauty.

Yours is the kind of love, I’ll never wake up from.

Nothing Can replace you!

When I fell for you, I fell Hard.

Love when my bae hugs me like this.

I know they say there’s plenty of fish in the sea, but I think you’re my Nemo.

When a man is truly passionate about his woman, he will do whatever it takes to ensure her happiness with him.

If you really love someone, you would not purposely do something to hurt that person.

Sometimes life can surprise you with a happy coincidence.

It’s so beautiful when a boy smiles.

With You, I forget all my problems. With You, Time Stands Still.

I must destroy you with hugs and kisses.

Kiss me if I’m wrong but Dinosaurs still exist? Right?

Love can be unselfish, in the sense of being benevolent and generous, without being selfless.

By the way, I’m wearing the smile you gave me.

I love you. That’s all I know.

I’m not perfect but I am Loyal.

You shine from within; my very own star.

Because when you stop and look around, this life is pretty amazing.

Life is made of small moments like this.

Two great tastes that taste great together.

A true relationship is two imperfect people refusing to give up on each another.

Smile a little more, regret a little less.

It doesn’t matter, because it’s enough to be young and in love.

So many of my smiles begin with you.

She is a tornado with pretty eyes and the heartbeat.

Be known for your kindness and grace.

People will judge you without knowing who you are, people will wish you bad things without knowing your story, but you don’t have to listen to them. They are not better than you.

The moment when she says you’re cute!

Life is better when you’re laughing like this!

Simple during childbirth, computerized by configuration.

Life was meant for Best Friends and Good Adventures!

I don’t know what I did to have a best friend like you.

You are kinda, sorta, pretty much, always, on my mind.

SUMMER & BEACH SELFIE CAPTIONS

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SUMMER & BEACH SELFIE CAPTIONS

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Less Monday, more summer, please.

Got my toes in the sand.

Girls just wanna have sun.

You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream, and that’s basically the same thing.

Beach time.

Passports & pineapples.

Ocean air, salty hair.

Summer lovin.

Tropical state of mind.

You, me and the sea.

All my troubles wash away in the water.

Beach days, always.

I´m walking on sunshine.

Aquaholic.

High tides and good vibes.

Anchors away!

Friends, sun, sand and sea, that sounds like a summer to me.

Sandals and sunshine.

Life is better in a bikini.

Summer should get a speeding ticket.

Pool time, come get some.

High tides, good vibes.

Nothing but blue skies.

A bikini can´t solve everything but it is a good start. Add sun and sand to it and it gets even better.

Sunsets and palm trees.

Bare feet, salty hair.

Summer is a state of mind.

All you need is a dose of vitamin sea.

Good vibes happen on the tides.

That summer feeling.

Find me under the palms.

Stay salty.

Sunshine on my mind.

Live in the sunshine.

Don’t worry, beach happy.

Good times and tan lines.

Happier than a seagull with a French fry.

Life’s a beach!

Pool hair, don’t care.

Time to seas the day.

COOL, CLEVER & CREATIVE SELFIE CAPTIONS FOR INSTAGRAM

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COOL, CLEVER & CREATIVE SELFIE CAPTIONS FOR INSTAGRAM

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Why be moody, when you can shake yo booty.

This tequilla tastes like I´m not going to work tomorrow.

Water you doing?

Girls just wanna have sun.

Stay classy, sassy, and a bit bad assy.

Lost at sea? I´m not shore.

I need vitamin sea.

Life is short, make every hair flip count.

Know what´s on the menu? Me-n-u!

It´s “too” a.m. for me.

Fri-yay!

Fri-nally

Grandma on speed dial = Instagram.

Namast´ay in bed.

Saturdaze.

It´s a topknot + double shot kinda morning.

I´m no cactus expert but I know a prick when I see one.

Alcohol you later.

Namaslay.

Pitcher perfect.

That crazy little sun of a beach.

Girls just wanna have funds.

Sea you soon!

I have mixed drinks about feelings.

Baewatch.

W´sup beaches.

Sm;)e

Shell we dance?

Seas the day!

It´s coffee o´clock.

HAPPY, WISE & MOTIVATIONAL SELFIE CAPTIONS

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Seek respect, not attention. It lasts longer.

Focus on what matters and let go of what doesn’t.

They laugh at me because I’m different, I laugh at them because they’re all the same.

Don’t worry about those who talk behind your back, they’re behind you for a reason.

Not all girls are made of sugar and spice, and everything nice. Some are made of sarcasm, wine and everything fine.

You don’t have to jump high for people to like you, love you, want to be with you, and notice you. You just have to be yourself, and you will be accepted for who you are.

The days are long but the years are short.

The best part of life is the opportunity to learn something new every day. Just when you think you know it all, you realize you didn’t know a thing.

Take care of your body. It’s the only place you have to live.

Start by changing your thoughts; finish by changing your life.

Keep smiling because life is a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about.

I don’t know how time files after I hit the snooze button. And why it never flies when I study.

When you come to a point where you have no need to impress anybody. Your freedom will begin.

Sometimes it may feel stupid, and sometimes sensible but crying everything out is the relief.

If your life got harder, Congratulations! You just leveled up.

Stay sharp and far from timid.

Stay away from people that make you feel like you’re hard to love.

Love the people who saw you when you were invisible to everyone else.

Be with Yourself, everyone else is taken.

Before spending time trying to find someone, you must first find yourself.

Beautiful people are not always good but good people are always beautiful.

“I would rather walk with a friend in the dark, than alone in the light.” – Helen Keller

One of the biggest mistakes we make is assuming that other people think the way we think.

Always learn to stand on your own two feet or watch how you will crawl forever.

“What’s love?” A feeling which either ruins a friendship or makes it stronger.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Take every chance you get in life because some things only happen once.

Behind every status, there is a secret message for someone.

Some beautiful paths cant be discovered without getting lost.

They told me I’d never get that Far. They were right, I got even Further.

Some things are better in dreams.

Be proud of yourself for how far you’ve come and never stop pushing to be the best you can be.

It had long since come to my attention that people of accomplishment rarely sat back and let things happen to them. They went out and happened to things.

Stop looking for happiness in the same place you just lost it.

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

Regardless of whatever crap life may throw at you, never stop having a moment filled with fun!

Stop being a zombie. Find something that you’re excited about in your life; otherwise, you’re just walking dead.

Caring too much about what people think of you is useless. Most people don’t even know what they think of themselves.

People won’t always love you. They may love what you bring to the table and love what you may do for them, but that doesn’t mean they love you. Learn the difference, my friends.

The best mistake to never repeat is to never cry for the same problem twice.

Life is like a box of chocolate; sometimes you just dig out the good center parts and leave all the undesirable rest to waste.

Be yourself. People don´t have to like you, and you don’t have to care.

The best thing I ever did was to believe in me.

There’s nothing wrong with being an amateur. Each and every one of us has had to start from somewhere.

The most important thing is to enjoy your life – to be happy – it’s all that matters.

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal; you do not change your decision to get there.

There’s nothing wrong with being an amateur. Each and every one of us has had to start from somewhere.

It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness.

You’re closer than you were yesterday.

Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.

In the end, we don’t remember days; we remember moments.

Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.

If you quit now, what were you even fighting for?

At the end of the day, all we have is who we are.

You cannot make someone understand a message they are not ready to receive.

You never cross the ocean unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.

Marry the right person. This one decision will determine 90% of your happiness or misery.

Strave your distractions and feed your focus.

Just because you’re awake doesn’t mean you should stop dreaming.

Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re not strong enough.

The secret to happiness is to not expect too much.

The way you speak to yourself matters the most.

You see a person’s true colors when you are no longer beneficial to their life.

The question isn’t can you, it’s will you?

Some Girls want superman but walk past Clark Kent every day!

People will judge you without knowing who you are, people will wish you bad things without knowing your story, but you don’t have to listen to them. They are not better than you.

SASSY, BADASS & SAVAGE SELFIE CAPTIONS

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SASSY, BADASS & SAVAGE SELFIE CAPTIONS

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You don’t have to like me; I’m not a Facebook status.

Be happy; it drives people crazy.

Confidence level: selfie with no filter.

I’ll never try to fit in. I was born to STAND OUT.

Be a flamingo in a flock of pigeons.

I’m headed to space with the rest of the stars.

You’re never going to have me.

Life goes on, with or without you.

Blood type: matte black with a hint of gold.

Best. Selfie. Ever.

Try not to think for a brief moment that I really mind what you need to say.

The Master of Disguise.

Some things are better in dreams. So I became the dream!

Slassy, Classy and Bad-assy!

What do you think of the view?

Being pissed off gets old. I’m just at a whole new ‘fuck it’ level.

Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy.

Not everyone likes me, but not everyone matters.

This is the most magical pic of your life.

People will stare. Make it worth their while.

As beautiful on the inside as I am on the outside.

This is my town.

Take me as I am, or watch me as I go.

Find me Where the Wild Things Are.

I was born to stand out.

Everyone said I could be Anything. So I became Sexy!

Maybe she’s born with it; maybe it’s an Instagram filter.

Sending my selfie to NASA, because I’m a star.

You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.

It´s not a tiara. I simply bedazzled my horns.

Don’t Study me. You won’t Graduate!

I’m everything you want but can’t have.

It’s sexy time.

Me? Weird? B*tch Please! I am Limited Edition.

I’m your worst nightmare.

Be a Badass with a good ass.

If I were you, I would adore me.

5’2 my height but my attitude 6’1.

I took a gander at my Instagram photographs and acknowledged I look excellent.

I don’t need any part-time people in my life.

I’d rather laugh with the sinners.

Dime piece.

My circle is small because I am into quality, not quantity.

You can’t afford my Swag Bitch! #selfie

Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness, bitch.

I am Mine before anyone else.

I don’t need your approval to be me.

Just Because I have been away, doesn’t mean I have forgotten HOW TO SLAY!

I’m the girl you’ve always wanted.

There’s always a wild side to an innocent face.

Life isn’t perfect. But my Hair is!

If you’re honestly happy, fuck what other people think.

Judge me when you are perfect.

I know I’m lucky that I’m so cute.

I myself never feel that I’m sexy. If people call me cute, I am happier.

I am fucking gold, you can prefer Silver and it’s okay.

I am not picky, I just know what I want.

My girlishness has sharp teeth.

Proof that I can do selfies better than you.

Own what’s yours, or else others will try to.

You can’t do epic shit with basic people.

Short, sassy, cute and classy.

You can call me queen bee.

Quality over quantity.

I don’t need your approval, darling. I have my own.

The more I find myself, the more people I lose.

Don’t be easy to define. Let them wonder about you.

I like my coffee how I like myself: dark, bitter, and too hot for you.

I’m a blur, a speeding bullet you can’t catch.

You don’t need a king to be a queen.

You can’t afford my Swag Bitch! #selfie

Turn ya savage up and lose ya feelings.

Her attitude is savage but her heart is gold.

50% Savage. 50% Sweetness.

And You’re gonna hear me Roar!

Take a ride on my energy.

I´m sexy and I know it!

It doesn’t matter what anyone else thinks of me because I know who I am, and I am damn proud of it.

INSTAGRAM CAPTIONS WITH RAP & SONG LYRICS

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INSTAGRAM CAPTIONS WITH RAP & SONG LYRICS

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CHOOSE ONE FROM THE LIST BELOW:

“We ain’t ever getting older.” – The Chainsmokers feat. Halsey (Closer)

“Didn’t they tell you I’m a savage?” – Rihanna (Needed Me)

“Cheers to the freakin weekend.” – Rihanna (Cheers)

“Love’s a game. Wanna play?” – Taylor Swift (Blank Space)

“It won’t be easy, but I’m down for the ride.” – Jessie J (Not My Ex)

“Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days.” – Twenty One Pilots (Stressed Out)

“Find me where the wild things are.” – Alessia Cara (Wild Things)

“Darling, I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream.” – Taylor Swift (Blank Space)

“I’m getting kinda over this. I need a metamorphosis.” – Maroon 5 & Julia Michaels (Help Me Out)

“You make me so happy, it turns back to sad.” – Taylor Swift (Gorgeous)

“I’m gonna be a legend, just because.” – Phoebe Ryan & Kid Ink (Dollar Bill)

“I love me. Gonna love myself, no, I don’t need anybody else.” – Hailee Steinfeld (Love Myself)

“Baby, this is what you came for.” – Calvin Harris & Rihanna (This Is What You Came For)

“Bitch, I run this show.” – Demi Lovato (Confident)

“If I was you, I’d wanna be me too.” – Meghan Trainor (Me Too)

“Stars don’t disappear, they keep blazin’ even when the night is over I will still be here.” – Kygo & Justin Jesso (Stargrazing)

“Let’s set each other’s lonely nights, Be each other’s paradise.” – Justin Bieber (Company)

“Can’t you play my head and not my heart?” – Charlie Puth (How Long)

“Moving forward in a silent high.” – TOKiMONSTA & IO Echo (Estrange)

“Baby I’m guilty of turning sweet love into poison.” – Paloma Faith (Guilty)

“If I fall for you, would you fall too?” – Ed Sheeran

“We’re happy, free, confused, and lonely at the same time.” – Taylor Swift

“Let them wonder how we got this far.” – Paramore (Still Into You)

“Some call it arrogant I call it confidence.” – Beyoncé (Ego)

“I dare you to stand in my way.” – Britney Spears (Showdown)

“I found I had to love myself, the way I wanted you to love me.” – Katy Perry (Love Me)

“You are beautiful, no matter what they say.” — Christina Aguilera (Beautiful)

“Shout out to my haters, sorry that you couldn’t phase me.” – Nicki Minaj (Moment 4 Life)

“When it comes to me I wouldn’t wanna be anybody else.” – Selena Gomez (Who Says)

“When the sun shines we’ll shine together.” – Rihanna (Umbrella)

“Turn my birthday into a lifestyle.” – Drake (Pop Style)

“Don’t get too close, it’s dark inside. It’s where my demons hide.” – Imagine Dragons (Demons)

“Tell me how they got that pretty little face on that pretty little frame.” – Justin Timberlake (Summer Love)

“Sweatpants, hair tied, chillin with no makeup on.” – Drake (Best I Ever Had)

“Why you so obsessed with me?” – Mariah Carey (Obsessed)

“I live for the nights that I can’t remember with the people that I won’t forget.” – Drake (Show Me A Good Time)

“Cause, baby, I could build a castle out of all the bricks they threw at me.” – Taylor Swift (New Romantics)

“I’m feelin’ myself.” – Nicki Minaj (Feeling Myself)

“Love is just a word, but you bring it definition.” – Eminem

“I’m doing pretty good as far as geniuses go.” – Kanye West (Barry Bonds)

FALL & AUTUMN INSTAGRAM CAPTIONS FOR SELFIES

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FALL & AUTUMN INSTAGRAM CAPTIONS FOR SELFIES

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“And all at once, summer collapsed into fall.” – Oscar Wilde

Oh my gourd I love fall.

Fall is that beautiful moment between sweat and hypothermia.

Stay cozy.

Autumn shows us how beautiful it is to let things go.

Autumn killed summer with the softest kiss.

Autumn, the year´s last, loveliest smile.

Break out the sweaters.

You are never too old to play in the leaves.

Hello fall.

“I can smell autumn dancing in the breeze. The sweet chill of pumpkin and crisp sunburnt leaves.” – Ann Drake

Fall breeze, autumn leaves.

Happy fall y’all.

My favorite color is October.

Blankets + Fuzzy Socks

The only thing getting lit this weekend are my fall scented candles.

There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight.

I love fall, most of all.

Autumn paints in colors that summer has never seen.

Sweater weather is better together.

Let our hearts be full of both thanks and giving.

“Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower.” – Albert Camus

Mother nature has the best box of crayons.

Pumpkin spice and everything nice.

Ah, September! You are the doorway to the season that awakens my soul…

Don’t be a basic witch.

“And the sun took a step back, the leaves lulled themselves to sleep, and Autumn was awakened.” – Raquel Franco

You are the pumpkin spice to my fall.

Trick or treat yo’ self.

Leaves are falling, autumn calling.

Even the leaves fall for you.

Early sunsets. Warm tea. Messy hair. Bug sweaters.

ONE WORD INSTAGRAM SELFIE CAPTIONS

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ONE WORD INSTAGRAM SELFIE CAPTIONS

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CHOOSE ONE FROM THE LIST BELOW:

Wander.

Happy.

Greatness.

Strikedonia.

Freeeakkkkyyy!

Wanderlust.

Bliss.

Speechless

Surprise.

Savage.

Goals.

Glowing.

Relax.

Freedom.

Stars.

Magic.

Cuddles.

Vibes.

Success.

Progress.

Motivation.

Wild.

Weirdos.

Beast.

Forbidden.

Focus.

CAR SELFIE CAPTIONS FOR INSTAGRAM

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CAR SELFIE CAPTIONS FOR INSTAGRAM

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CHOOSE ONE FROM THE LIST BELOW:

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.

Happiness is the smell of a new car.

She´s not just four wheels and engine. She´s home.

Badass girls drive badass cars.

The feeling I get when I buy a new car.

If you want it, work for it. It´s that simple.

We aren’t addicted to oil; our cars are.

If you do not look back at your car after you park it, you own the wrong car.

Your car can go faster and farther when the wheels are in perfect alignment; you perform better when your thoughts & goals are in balance.

You can´t buy happiness, but you can buy cars. And that´s kind of the same thing.

If everything seems under control, you are not going fast enough.

Money may not buy happiness, but it is better to cry in a Lamborghini.

Driving is my therapy. My escape.

I don´t need a therapy. I just need to go for a drive.

Buckle up, buttercup.

Life is too short to drive a boring car.

Whoever said money can´t buy happiness, bought the wrong car.

The cars we drive say a lot about us.

No matter what happens in your life, nothing beats a good drive.

Whenever a bird shits on my car, I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on my front porch just to show them what I´m capable of doing.

Some do drugs, others pop bottles. We sole our problems with wide open throttles.

To attract men, I wear a perfume called “New car interior.”

SELFIE CAPTIONS FOR GIRLS

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SELFIE CAPTIONS FOR GIRLS

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CHOOSE ONE FROM THE LIST BELOW:

Don’t let your eyes be blinded by her beauty.

Cinderella never asked for a prince.

When I feel a little down, I put on my favorite high heels and dance.

She’s different, and that’s everything.

That annoying moment when you take a selfie, and your hair looks perfect but your face expression looks horrific. I really hate it.

Just wing it — life, eyeliner, everything.

Behind every successful man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Fresh out of the shower, no make-up.

The Big Brown Eyed Girl.

A happy soul is the best shield for a cruel world.

Every girl should realize that it is okay to be a glowstick. Sometimes, we need to break before we can shine.

All things are possible with coffee and mascara.

Maybe she’s born with it.

Glad supporter of untidy hair and warm-up pants.

Braless is flawless.

Currently featuring in my own particular reality show titled, A Modern Cinderella; One Girl’s Search for Love and Shoes.

Strong women rule the world.

How a woman tells society she is single.

Morning boys.

Love this Look!

Boys are like purses, cute, full of crap, and can always be replaced.

Present yourself with a beverage, put on some lipstick, and get a hold of yourself.

SELFIE INSTAGRAM CAPTIONS FOR GUYS

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SELFIE INSTAGRAM CAPTIONS FOR GUYS

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Laziness is the mother of all bad habits but ultimately she is a mother and we should respect her.

I won´t be impressed with technology until I can download food.

I may not be perfect. But I am 18 and totally… Awesome…

If you like me then raise your hands. If not then raise your standard.

I’m not lazy. I’m just on my energy saving mode.

Ladies, please.

I’m on a date, she isn’t very social.

A man of puzzle and force, whose force is surpassed just by his secret.

I don’t like to follow. I like being followed.

Break the rules and stand apart! Ignore your head but follow your heart.

Don´t let people tell you the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.

Inner beauty should be the most important part of improving one’s self.

As soon as I saw you, I knew an adventure was going to happen.

I’m just going to be myself. If you can hang, great. If not, it’s whatever.

Gravitation is not responsible for falling in love.

Girls are like, I love my hair in this pic.

Just live, love and eat; repeat.

History is made by those who break the rules.

The best way to predict the future is to create it.

It’s not my attitude. It´s my style. Just deal with it.

SAD & HEARTBROKEN IMAGE CAPTIONS

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SAD & HEARTBROKEN IMAGE CAPTIONS

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I don’t remember us. I remember the “Lost” us.

You wrecked me.

When people leave, they take pieces of you with them that you may never get back.

Why does love hurt? Everyone asks. Why does everyone become heartless? No one asks.

If you can change the priorities, Mind it, I very well know the game of “tit for tat.”

I love you, But as a friend.

Never love anyone who treats you like you’re ordinary.

I have given so many chances to you; now let me give myself one more.

And now, In every broken piece, we search for our lost peace.

We were both blind. You couldn’t see my love. I couldn’t see your indifference.

Truth is, I’m crazy for you. And everyone can see that but you.

Need advice on relationships? Get in touch with broken soul or a one-sided lover.

And then, I threw away love from my priority list, as it gave me “options for loving anyone, I want.”

There’s a hole in my heart where you use to be.

Attachments are good only for messages, emails or letters. Not for real life.

Just because it didn’t last forever, doesn’t mean it wasn’t worth it.

Loving you felt like leaving my apartment and not being able to remember if I locked the door.

Never cry for a person that does not know the value of your tears.

I’m done.

I’m Nothing.

Sleep just isn´t sleep anymore. It is an escape.

My World is nothing without you.

Please accept me.

No one is for me.

She’s a keeper. Too bad you didn’t keep her.

Darling!! Don’t be someone’s “Untold story” Or “Poem”. It hurts.

What hurts more, Breakup or Betrayal? “Replacement,” a heart cried.

Make peace with your broken pieces.

More love is needed to say ‘i hate you’ after a fight than that in confessing ‘i love you.’

Don’t let someone dim your light, simply because it’s shining in their eyes.

So where are you heading? Towards him/her OR Towards the time you both spent.

Smile, breathe, and go slowly.

I broke my own heart just by loving you.

Darling!! ‘Mending of broken pieces’ is in progress. Give it some time.

I fall too fast, crash too hard, forgive too easily, and care too much.

A woman who opens her heart to love you, when it’s already broken, is braver than any person you’ll meet.

When you know there is nothing, but there is always something.

And if you’re ever feeling lonely, just look at the moon. Someone somewhere is looking at it, too.

I never took your “I hate you” seriously and you never took my “I love you” seriously. Strange but true.

It’s all messy. The bed. The hair. The words. The heart. Life.

You broke me with a heartbreak but, why are you still breaking me with those memories?

I gave her my heart but she wanted my soul.

Sometimes I need 2 shots of tequila, to know what I feel. Because sometimes I don’t understand myself.

If tears were ink, I would have written a big novel out of it!!

The sun will shine someday.

I’m alone.

Love became a memory I fear to remember.

Disappointed but not surprised.

I accept my time back, in cash.

If we could only turn back time…

White lips, pale face, I detest the whole human race.

I wish you could have tried holding me instead like you are holding your ego.