100+ Sassy Attitude Statuses & Quotes

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Are you looking for a way to express your sassy attitude? We’ve got the perfect quotes and messages that you can share on Facebook, Twitter, Whatsapp – or wherever else you want.

You can choose the one that describes your cool attitude the most from our selection of 100+ ready-to-use examples. It’s your attitude and your life. So show how sassy you really are.

Do not forget to let us know which one do you like the most in the comments section that is available at the end of this article.

SASSY & COOL ATTITUDE STATUSES

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CHOOSE FROM EXAMPLES BELOW:

1. “I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.”

2. “Excellence is not a skill, It is an attitude.”

3. “I was born cool – until global warming made me hot.”

4. “When someone hates you for no reason… just give them one.”

5. “Silence is the best response when you’re dealing with an idiot.”

6. “People with high ego and unnecessary attitude deserves the standing ovation of the tallest finger.”

7. “Don’t confuse my personality and my attitude. My personality is who I am. But my attitude? That depends on YOU.”

8. “An ugly personality destroys a pretty face.”

9. “Look – I’m only responsible for the words that come out of my mouth. I’m not responsible for you not understanding them.”

10. “People say that I am bad… but trust me, I can be your worst nightmare!”

11. “Before you judge me make sure that you’re perfect.”

12. “Take me as I am or watch me as I go.”

13. “Some people just need a High-Five… On the face.”

14. “Attitude is like underwear – don’t show it just wear it.”

15. “Status Unavailable! Check Later.”

16. “If you hate me – Log on to KISS-MY-ASS.com”

17. “If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.”

18. “When someone says: You are ugly. Just tell them: Oh, sorry, I was trying to look like you!”

19. “Do not give advice unless you are asked to.”

20. “Being glamorous is not a crime.”

21. “It is sad but truthful that some people simply grow old, but they never grow UP!”

22. “Love me? Great. Hate me? Even Better. Don’t know me? Don’t judge me!!”

23. “Please don’t interrupt me while I’m ignoring you.”

24. “I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.”

25. “If you want to cry, use a tissue.. not your status!! 😀 :P”

26. “You say I have a bad attitude, guess what? My attitude is a result of your actions!! Change your actions and I will change my attitude :)”

27. “Why waste your time caring for people who don’t even acknowledge your existence?”

28. “I’m not heartless, I just learned how to use my heart less.”

29. “If you obey all the rules, you’ll miss all the fun.”

30. “Cling to your imperfections, they are what make you unique.”

31. “You can’t expect me to think before I speak. I was born without that ability. So I’m sorry if the truth hurts.”

32. “I got a simple rule about everybody. If you don’t treat me right… shame on you!!!”

33. “Don’t play with me! Because I know I can play better than you.”

34. “Act like you are wearing the invisible crown. That’s ‘Attitude'”

35. “My BACK is not a VOICEMAIL, so better say it on my FACE.”

36. “Remember one thing, you might be a PLAYER. But I am the GAME.”

37. “Don’t walk as if you rule the world… Walk as if you don’t care who the hell rules the world.”

38. “Those who like me… Raise your hands… And those who don’t like me raise your Standards.”

39. “People laugh at me because I am different and I laugh because they all are same.”

40. “If you want me to control my temper… You need to control your stupidity.”

41. “You don’t have to defend or explain your decisions to anyone. It’s your life. Live it without apologies.”

42. “Don’t copy my style.”

43. “I´m sorry, did I give you the impression that I give a damn about you?”

44. “Yeah you – The one reading my status, get lost!”

45. “Your attitude may hurt me but mine can kill you.”

46. “Excuse me. I found something under my shoes, oh it´s your attitude.”

47. “Your attitude is like a price tag, it shows how valuable you are.”

48. “Burning bridges? Nah, that takes too long. I prefer to use explosives.”

49. “I enjoy how people judge other’s mistake when they do the same thing.”

50. “We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”

51. “Can I take your picture? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.”

52. “If you are gonna be two-faced, Honey at least make one of them pretty!”

53. “Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.”

54. “Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.”

55. “Jealousy is a terrible disease. Get well soon.”

56. “If I ignore you and your calls, it only means that I am too tired to deal with your foolishness.”

57. “People with status do not need status.”

58. “Kill them with success and bury them with a smile.”

59. “Organized persons are too lazy to look for things.”

60. “Some people think I have a short fuse. No. I just have a limited tolerance for stupidity. There is only so much stupidity I can put up within one day.”

61. “I found your nose. It was all up in my business again. Please keep that thing on a shorter leash.”

62. “If life hands you lemons, squirt them in people’s eyes.”

63. “Some people just need a simple sympathetic pat on the head with a hammer.”

64. “Sometimes, I take a look at people and wonder how in the world they made it this far alive.”

65. “Don’t know. Don’t care. Never will.”

66. “It would just be ‘aweso’ without ME.”

67. “I solemnly swear I’m the best!”

68. “#Like a Boss”

69. “Try spelling ‘handso’ without ME.”

70. “I don’t give a flying f—.”

71. “I really am ruggedly handsome, aren’t I?”

72. “I can, but I don’t wish to.”

73. “Please replace your lipstick with a glue stick.”

74. “Seize the moment, ‘cause tomorrow you might be dead.”

75. “It ain’t happy if it’s not my birthday.”

76. “What doesn’t kill you … makes me really sad.”

77. “Of course I’m odd. I’m Number One, you see.”

78. “I’m afflicted with Awesome. There’s no curing it.”

79. “Of course I’m only pretending to like you.”

80. “Well, hello there WhatsApp stalker! How goes the frequent status check?”

81. “Of course I’m high maintenance. I pay for everything I own.”

82. “Being this fabulous is a full-time job.”

83. “I don’t do bitter. I only get better.”

84. “So judging you right now.”

85. “Diplomacy is for those who aren’t witty enough to be sarcastic.”

86. “Get in line to worship me, minions.”

87. “I depend on me.”

88. “You make it so difficult for me to be nice.”

89. “Nice try, but you’re still not ME.”

90. “I love you. But I love me more.”

91. “Even my heels are higher than your IQ.”

92. “If I don’t remember it, it didn’t happen.”

93. “I’m not anti-you. I’m anti-stupid.”

94. “If you’re a player, I’m the coach.”

95. “Pleasing everyone … impossible. Pissing off everyone … always possible.”

96. “What’s the fun in following rules?”

97. “Sugarcoating just ain’t my style.”

98. “You can merely hope to be me.”

99. “So many annoying people, and just not enough bullets.”

100. “It’s called Limited Edition. Look it up.”