150+ Sassy Instagram Captions

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You have finally made that perfect picture for Instagram and want to add a sassy image caption? Then look no further as we have created a massive collection of 150+ sassy Instagram caption.

All you have to do is to choose the category you are looking for and select one that fits your picture the best.

Please, let us know which one you have chosen in the comments section available below this article. Also, let us know if there is any category you would like to add to this collection.

SASSY & COOL INSTAGRAM CAPTIONS

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sassy text

CHOOSE ONE FROM THE LIST BELOW:

1. “A sass a day keeps the basics away.”

2. “Seize the moment, ‘cause tomorrow you might be dead.”

3. “Don’t stand too close to the heater babe. Plastic melts.”

4. “If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.”

5. “Tell me not to do something and I will do it twice and take pictures.”

6. “Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parent’s job.”

7. “I always laugh when people try to hurt my feelings. As if I have any.”

8. “I hope Karma slaps you in the face before I do.”

9. “Stop wearing your wishbone where your backbone ought to be.”

10. “I´m not mean, I´m just brutally honest. It´s not my fault that truth hurts. Here´s a band-aid.”

11. “Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.”

12. “If you can’t love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?”

13. “Strong alone, unstoppable together.”

14. “You’re not gonna tell me who I am. I’m gonna tell you who I am.”

15. “Imperfection is beauty, madness is a genius, and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”

16. “You’re a bad idea but I like bad ideas.”

17. “I heard you’re a player. Nice to meet you, I’m the coach.”

18. “I know looks aren’t everything, but I have them just in case.”

19. “My hair is the crown I never take off.”

20. “Life is short. Make every hair flip count.”

21. “I’m as single as a dollar and I’m not looking for a change.”

22. “Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane.”

23. “She was a rainbow, but he was color blind.”

24. “I know I changed baby. That was the point.”

25. “I’m not mad you told all my friends I’m a psycho. They’re my friends, they already know.”

26. “Be yourself; because an original is worth more than a copy.”

27. “You are either on my side, by my side, or in my fu*king way. Choose wisely.”

28. “She was simple like quantum physics.”

29. “Life isn’t perfect but your outfit can be.”

30. “Shut up, I wear heels bigger than your d*ck.”

31. “If I say – first of all – run away because I have prepared research, data, charts, and will destroy you.”

32. “You were my cup of tea but I drink champagne now.”

33. “Act like a lady, think like a boss.”

34. “Sassy, Classy, and a bit smart assy.”

35. “What are you twelve? Yeah, on a scale of one to ten bitch.”

36. “My heart says yes but my mom says no.”

37. “Sweet as sugar hard as ice. Hurt me once, I’ll kill you twice.”

38. “You look like something I drew with my left hand.”

39. “Some of the best moments in your life are those you can’t tell anyone about.”

40. “Her smile was like armor & every day she went to war.”

41. “I’m worth it. Always was, and always will be.”

42. “In a world full of trends, I want to remain a classic.”

43. “Make difficulty look easy. Make impossible look cute.”

44. “Be careful outside. It’s raining shady bitches everywhere.”

45. “If you were in my shoes, you’d fall the first step.”

46. “I tried you didn’t. Have fun, I’m done.”

47. “Bitch please, you’ve more issues than vogue.”

48. “I can only please one person a day. Today isn’t your day. Tomorrow doesn’t look good either.”

49. “Role models that look like supermodels.”

50. “The difference between a pizza and your opinion is that I only asked for the pizza.”

51. “I don’t care what you think of me. Because it can’t be as bad as what I think of you.”

SHORT & SASSY INSTAGRAM CAPTIONS

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scetch of sassy girl

CHOOSE ONE FROM THE LIST BELOW:

1. “Home is where the bra isn’t.”

2. “Be you, do you, for you.”

3. “Throw sass around like confetti.”

4. “I do a thing called what I want.”

5. “Oh darling, go buy a personality.”

6. “Kinda classy, kinda hood.”

7. “Eat, pray, slay.”

8. “Sassy, Classy, and Bad-assy!”

9. “This is my town.”

10. “I was born to stand out.”

11. “Take a ride on my energy.”

12. “I´m sexy and I know it!”

13. “It’s sexy time.”

14. “I’m your worst nightmare.”

15. “Dime piece.”

16. “Short, sassy, cute and classy.”

17. “You can call me queen bee.”

18. “Quality over quantity.”

19. “50% Savage. 50% Sweetness.”

20. “Be a Badass with a good ass.”

21. “Best. Selfie. Ever.”

22. “The Master of Disguise.”

23. “Too glam to give a damn.”

SASSY CAPTIONS FOR SELFIES

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CHOOSE ONE FROM THE LIST BELOW:

1. “You don’t have to like me; I’m not a Facebook status.”

2. “Be happy; it drives people crazy.”

3. “Confidence level: selfie with no filter.”

4. “I’ll never try to fit in. I was born to STAND OUT.”

5. “Be a flamingo in a flock of pigeons.”

6. “I’m headed to space with the rest of the stars.”

7. “You’re never going to have me.”

8. “Life goes on, with or without you.”

9. “Blood type: matte black with a hint of gold.”

10. “Best. Selfie. Ever.”

11. “Try not to think for a brief moment that I really mind what you need to say.”

12. “The Master of Disguise.”

13. “Some things are better in dreams. So I became the dream!”

14. “Sassy, Classy, and Bad-assy!”

15. “What do you think of the view?”

16. “Being pissed off gets old. I’m just at a whole new ‘fuck it’ level.”

17. “Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy.”

18. “Not everyone likes me, but not everyone matters.”

19. “This is the most magical pic of your life.”

20. “People will stare. Make it worth their while.”

21. “As beautiful on the inside as I am on the outside.”

22. “This is my town.”

23. “Take me as I am, or watch me as I go.”

24. “Find me Where the Wild Things Are.”

25. “I was born to stand out.”

26. “Everyone said I could be Anything. So I became Sexy!”

27. “Maybe she’s born with it; maybe it’s an Instagram filter.”

28. “Sending my selfie to NASA, because I’m a star.”

29. “You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.”

30. “It´s not a tiara. I simply bedazzled my horns.”

31. “Don’t Study me. You won’t Graduate!”

32. “I’m everything you want but can’t have.”

33. “It’s sexy time.”

34. “Me? Weird? B*tch Please! I am Limited Edition.”

35. “I’m your worst nightmare.”

36. “Be a Badass with a good ass.”

37. “If I were you, I would adore me.”

38. “5’2 my height but my attitude 6’1.”

39. “I took a gander at my Instagram photographs and acknowledged I look excellent.”

40. “I don’t need any part-time people in my life.”

41. “I’d rather laugh with the sinners.”

42. “Dime piece.”

43. “My circle is small because I am into quality, not quantity.”

44. “You can’t afford my Swag Bitch! #selfie”

45. “Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness, bitch.”

46. “I am Mine before anyone else.”

47. “I don’t need your approval to be me.”

48. “Just Because I have been away, doesn’t mean I have forgotten HOW TO SLAY!”

49. “I’m the girl you’ve always wanted.”

50. “There’s always a wild side to an innocent face.”

51. “Life isn’t perfect. But my Hair is!”

52. “If you’re honestly happy, fuck what other people think.”

53. “Judge me when you are perfect.”

54. “I know I’m lucky that I’m so cute.”

55. “I myself never feel that I’m sexy. If people call me cute, I am happier.”

56. “I am fucking gold, you can prefer Silver and it’s okay.”

57. “I am not picky, I just know what I want.”

58. “My girlishness has sharp teeth.”

59. “Proof that I can do selfies better than you.”

60. “Own what’s yours, or else others will try to.”

61. “You can’t do epic shit with basic people.”

62. “Short, sassy, cute and classy.”

63. “You can call me queen bee.”

64. “Quality over quantity.”

65. “I don’t need your approval, darling. I have my own.”

66. “The more I find myself, the more people I lose.”

67. “Don’t be easy to define. Let them wonder about you.”

68. “I like my coffee how I like myself: dark, bitter, and too hot for you.”

69. “I’m a blur, a speeding bullet you can’t catch.”

70. “You don’t need a king to be a queen.”

71. “Turn ya savage up and lose ya feelings.”

72. “Her attitude is savage but her heart is gold.”

73. “50% Savage. 50% Sweetness.”

74. “And You’re gonna hear me Roar!”

75. “Take a ride on my energy.”

76. “I´m sexy and I know it!”

77. “It doesn’t matter what anyone else thinks of me because I know who I am, and I am damn proud of it.”