BEST ATTITUDE STATUSES ABOUT ME
CHOOSE FROM EXAMPLES BELOW:
1. “I’ve finally realized something: What other people think and say about me is none of my business.”
2. “I know I am awesome, so I don’t care about your opinion.”
3. “I am multi-talented, I can talk and piss you off at the same time.”
4. “My attitude is based on how you treat me.”
5. “I’m not anti-fashion, but I’ve always had a bit of a punk attitude. That’s important, I think. I do my own thing.”
6. “I don’t need to explain myself because I know I’m right.”
7. “I tried being like you, my personality didn’t like it.”
8. “I wish I had ‘Google’ in my mind and ‘Antivirus’ in my heart.”
9. “I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.”
10. “If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I am the worst.”
11. “Attitude matters. Don’t say: No one likes me…!!! Just say: There is no one like me…!!!”
12. “Good news is I’m smiling. The bad news is it’s the kind of smile that people should fear.”
13. “I don’t have an attitude!! I have a personality you can’t handle!!!”
14. “Me.. myself.. and I…!!”
15. “I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude 🙂 Don’t like it get over it!”
16. “I am what I am… I will never try to be someone else.”
17. “I have a new theory in life.. what other people think of me is truly none of my business!”
18. “Be the best version of yourself.”
19. “I have an attitude for those who force me to show them :D”
20. “My door is always open to you, so feel free to leave.”
21. “I don’t come with dice. So don’t play me.”
22. “Don’t ask me for my opinion if you can’t handle the truth. I’m not going to lie to make you feel better.”
23. “If you dislike me, remember: it’s mind over matter. I don’t mind and you don’t matter!”
24. “I do not mind the crazy people, it’s the normal one that freaks me out!”
25. “I keep ego and attitude always in my pockets so that I can use it when my self-respect and sentiments are being tested by people.”
26. “I don’t care about popularity. I live in reality. Based on originality. Forget looks. I respect personality.”
27. “I forgive but never forgot.”
28. “Nobody move. I just lost my mind.”
29. “I never prove to be good enough… For every one…! But I’m the best for them who understand me. :)”
30. “I may be wrong. But I doubt it.”
LOVE ATTITUDE STATUSES
CHOOSE FROM EXAMPLES BELOW:
1. “Don’t feel bad if someone rejects you. People usually reject expensive things because they can’t afford them.”
2. “Follow your heart but don’t be stupid.”
3. “Love is like a bar of soap, once you think you have it, it slips away.”
4. “A promise means everything. But once it is broken, sorry means nothing.”
5. ” The best way to not get your heart broken is to pretend you don’t have one.”
6. “You can never buy Love… But still, you have to pay for it.”
7. “When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a breakup, it’s like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.”
8. “People say, you can’t live without love… I think oxygen is more important.”
9. “Listen to your heart above all other voices.”
10. “I decide how I live and who I love. The choice is mine and no one gets to make my mind up. I decide and I choose.”
11. “Jealousy is just love and hate at the same time.”
12. “People call it jealousy I call it fear of losing you.”
13. “In love, if you fall easily on your knees, you will never win your happy ending.”
14. “My attitude with love is simple – I do what I love and love will find me along the way.”
15. “Love is at the root of a positive attitude.”
16. “I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice.”
17. “Being brave enough to be alone frees you up to invite people into your life because you want them and not because you need them.”
18. “Love is like war: Easy to start, difficult to finish and impossible to forget.”
19. “Love is like quicksand the further you fall in, the harder it is to get out.”
20. “LOVE is the reason why I still live in this crazy world.”
COOL & SASSY ATTITUDE STATUSES
CHOOSE FROM EXAMPLES BELOW:
1. “You can’t expect me to think before I speak. I was born without that ability. So I’m sorry if the truth hurts.”
2. “I got a simple rule about everybody. If you don’t treat me right… shame on you!!!”
3. “Don’t play with me! Because I know I can play better than you.”
4. “Act like you are wearing the invisible crown. That’s ‘Attitude'”
5. “My BACK is not a VOICEMAIL, so better say it on my FACE.”
6. “Remember one thing, you might be a PLAYER. But I am the GAME.”
7. “Don’t walk as if you rule the world… Walk as if you don’t care who the hell rules the world.”
8. “Those who like me… Raise your hands… And those who don’t like me raise your Standards.”
9. “People laugh at me because I am different and I laugh because they all are same.”
10. “If you want me to control my temper… You need to control your stupidity.”
11. “You don’t have to defend or explain your decisions to anyone. It’s your life. Live it without apologies.”
12. “Don’t copy my style.”
13. “I´m sorry, did I give you the impression that I give a damn about you?”
14. “Yeah you – The one reading my status, get lost!”
15. “Your attitude may hurt me but mine can kill you.”
16. “Excuse me. I found something under my shoes, oh it’s your attitude.”
17. “Your attitude is like a price tag, it shows how valuable you are.”
18. “Burning bridges? Nah, that takes too long. I prefer to use explosives.”
19. “I enjoy how people judge other’s mistake when they do the same thing.”
20. “We live in the era of smart-phones and stupid people.”
21. “Can I take your picture? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.”
22. “If you are gonna be two-faced, Honey at least make one of them pretty!”
23. “Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.”
24. “Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.”
25. “Jealousy is a terrible disease. Get well soon.”
26. “If I ignore you and your calls, it only means that I am too tired to deal with your foolishness.”
27. “People with status do not need status.”
28. “Kill them with success and bury them with a smile.”
29. “Organized persons are too lazy to look for things.”
30. “Some people think I have a short fuse. No. I just have a limited tolerance for stupidity. There is only so much stupidity I can put up within one day.”
ATTITUDE STATUSES FOR GIRLS
CHOOSE FROM EXAMPLES BELOW:
1. “Not all men are fools, some stay bachelor.”
2. “His story is History, My Story is Mystery.”
3. “I love the confidence that makeup gives me.”
4. “Keep your heels, head, and standards high.”
5. “Girls who do not ask for much, deserve it all.”
6. “Always act like you are wearing an invisible crown.”
7. “I may not be the girl that everyone wants, but at least I am not the girl that everyone’s had.”
8. “Do not search for a man that will solve all your problems; he would not. Find one that would not let you face them alone.”
9. “Sometimes I wish I was a little girl again because bruised knees heal faster than broken hearts.”
10. “All girls want is a guy who is taller than her so she can wrap her arms around his neck when they hug and kiss.”
11. “I am a girl. Do not touch my hair, face, phone, or boyfriend.”
12. “Smart girls open their mind, easy girls open their legs, and foolish girls open their heart.”
13. “When guys get jealous it can be kind of cute. When girls get jealous, World War III is about to start.”
14. “Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.”
15. “It only takes one bad boyfriend to realize that you deserve so much more.”
16. “Treat me like a queen, and I will treat you like a king. But if you treat me like a game, I will show you how it is played.”
17. “If a girl tells you to leave her alone and you actually do then you have absolutely no brain cells.”
18. “The higher, the better. It is more about an attitude. High heels empower women in a way.”
19. “Boys lie more, but girls lie better.”
20. “Girls do what they want; Boys do what they can.”
21. “Make a girl happy. That is the most amazing feeling she can ever experience.”
22. “Every girl needs a good guy who can help her laugh when she thinks she will never smile again.”
23. “You cannot compare me to the next girl because there is no competition. I am one of a kind, and that is real.”
24. “Think like a queen. A queen is not afraid to fail. Failure is another stepping stone to greatness.”
25. “No matter what a woman looks like, if she is confident, she is sexy.”
26. “A confident woman wears a smile and has this air of comfort-ability and pleasantness about her.”
27. “A girl should be like a Butterfly. Pretty to see and hard to catch.”
28. “Why cannot mosquitoes suck out my fat instead?”
29. “Be what you want to be, be the girl you supposed to be and forget the world.”
30. “Every girl’s dream = to eat without getting fat.”
ATTITUDE STATUSES FOR BOYS
CHOOSE FROM EXAMPLES BELOW:
1. “Love me for who I am – not what you want me to be. Take me or leave me. It’s that simple.”
2. “Stop checking my Status, Go and love your GF.”
3. “The real reason women live longer than men because they don’t have to live with women.”
4. “Every problem comes with a solution, but my GF doesn’t have.”
5. “Someone asked me: How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine.”
6. “I am not Spiderman nor Superman. However, I am a superhero for my GF!”
7. “I am the hot dude with cool attitude.”
8. “Every problem comes with some solution… If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a Girl!”
9. “Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend. Now, you help me to save mine.”
10. “Men also have FEELINGS, for example, they can feel HUNGRY.”
11. “80% of boys have girlfriends… Rest 20% are having a brain.”
12. “In my house, I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.”
13. “Dear Good Boys, do not worry having no girlfriend this time. Remember, bad boys will always have the best girlfriend but they will never have the best wife.”
14. “Better to be strong than pretty and useless.”
15. “Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: Either they have no wife to go home to, or they do.”
16. “Boys are great, every girl should have one.”
17. “Man of the year.”
18. “Girls express their feelings via tears. Boys express their feelings via Beers.”
19. “A naughty thought a day keeps the stress away.”
20. “A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished.”
21. “Every man is the architect of his own fortune.”
22. “A thinking man can never be brave.”
23. “Some men have Hundreds of reasons why they cannot do what they want to when all they need is one reason why they can.”
24. “Just Because I do not have A Girlfriend, does not mean I am Alone, I Have a Food and Internet.”
25. “Guys are like stars, there are millions of them, but the only one makes your dreams come true.”
FUNNY ATTITUDE STATUSES
CHOOSE FROM EXAMPLES BELOW:
1. “I’m not lazy, I’m a master of energy conservation.”
2. “I know the voices in my head aren’t real but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!”
3. “When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing Angry Birds with you?”
4. “My Girlfriend says I need to be more affectionate… Now I have 2 Girlfriends!”
5. “Me and my wife lived happily for 25 years and then we met…”
6. “Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.”
7. “A good friend would bail you out of jail but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, damn that was cool.”
8. “Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends will steal it and yell: It’s awesome, now run!”
9. “Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.”
10. “Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words.”
11. “When I drink alcohol… Everyone says I’m alcoholic. But… When I drink Fanta… No one says I’m fantastic.”
12. “Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.”
13. “I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy something.”
14. “I love my job only when I’m on vacation.”
15. “My mother always told me: If you do not have anything nice to say, then you better say it sarcastically.”
16. “I love everyone! There are some people I love to be around, and some people I love to avoid. And then there are others I do love to just punch in the face.”
17. “They say we learn from our mistakes. So I’m making as many as possible! Soon I will be a genius.”
18. “Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.”
19. “Tom N Jerry taught me that life is boring without ENEMIES.”
20. “I started out with nothing and I still have most of it :)”
21. “Some people are just so FAKE that if you look properly at the back of their neck, you’ll find a tag saying “MADE IN CHINA” :D”
22. “I always arrive late at the office but I make it by leaving early.”
23. “Can you do me a favor? Take a picture of yourself, and send it to me. I am playing cards and seem to be missing the Joker.”
24. “I’m pretty sure the whole ladies first thing was created by a guy just to check out @ss.”
25. “I’m that ugly I asked myself out and I said no.”
26. “They say don’t drink and drive. Well… Yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I’m a bad@ss.”
27. “Patience is not a virtue. It’s just a waste of Time! :P”
28. “If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping in a closed room with a mosquito.”
29. “I hate when I’m about to HUG someone really s3xy and my face hits the mirror. :p”
30. “People say I have a dirty mind, But I say its just creative!”
POSITIVE ATTITUDE STATUSES
CHOOSE FROM EXAMPLES BELOW:
1. “Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.”
2. “When nothing goes right! Go left.”
3. “‘B+’ is not my blood group, neither my grade in maths. It’s my favorite quote: BE POSITIVE”
4. “Your imagination has much to do with your life. It is for you to decide how you want your imagination to serve you.”
5. “Attitude is like a wristwatch. Every watch shows different time than other and everyone thinks his watch is showing the right time.”
6. “I was told I should have a positive attitude. Well, I am positive that I have an attitude.”
7. “A positive attitude causes a chain reaction of positive thoughts, events, and outcomes. It is a catalyst, and it sparks extraordinary results.”
8. “Your attitude can make all the difference in how your day will begin and end.”
9. “Don’t change so people will like you. Be yourself and the right people will love the real you.”
10. “It’s better to be hated for what you are, then to be loved for something you are not.”
11. “What is a Best friend? A single soul in two bodies.”
12. “I allow myself to be badass confident in all that I do.”
13. “To be upset over what you don’t have is to waste what you do have.”
14. “Too many people miss the silver lining because they are looking for gold.”
15. “A true friend sees the first tear, catches the second an stops the third.”
16. “What is a Best friend? A single soul in two bodies.”
17. “Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.”
18. “Good friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, impossible to forget.”
19. “Sometimes you succeed and other times you learn.”
20. “The way you treat yourself sets the standard for others.”
21. “Only make decisions that support your self- image, self- esteem, and self- worth.”
22. “You are always with yourself, so you might as well enjoy the company.”
23. “Be yourself because an original is worth more than just a copy.”
24. “Do not compare yourself to others. If you do so, you are insulting yourself.”
25. “True happiness comes when you can look at yourself and like what you see.”
26. “Learn to use the criticism as fuel and you will never run out of energy.”
27. “An attitude is an inward thought that wiggles its way out.”
28. “Jealousy is the best compliment you can receive.”
29. “A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug.”
30. “Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears.”
BUSSINESS & MOTIVATIONAL ATTITUDE STATUSES
CHOOSE FROM EXAMPLES BELOW:
1. “Excellence is not a skill. It is an attitude.”
2. “Wonders why people keep doing the same old things but yet expect a different outcome!!”
3. “Two fundamentals of cool life – Walk like you are the king Or walk like you don’t care, who is the king.”
4. “I am who I am today because of the choice I made yesterday.”
5. “Intelligence can bring you to success. But it’s your attitude that keeps you there. Remember grades don’t define a person… Attitude does.”
6. “My attitude: I don’t like to take right decision… I take decisions and make them right.”
7. “I define my own life. I don’t let people write my script.”
8. “Stop complaining if you don’t like how things are. Take control… Decide how YOU are going to change it… Think positive… Get rid of the drama… Move Forward.”
9. “We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses.”
10. “If you are good at something, never do it for free :D”
11. “Free your heart from any hatred. Free your mind from any worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.”
12. “Knowing is not enough… We must apply, Willing is not enough… We must do.”
13. “If you wait to do everything until you’re sure it’s right, you’ll probably never do much of anything.”
14. “The biggest slap to your enemies is your success.”
15. “You are a designer of your own destiny. Make it better.”
16. “Life will give you exactly what you need, not what you want.”
17. “Winners are not people who never fail, but people who never quit.”
18. “Never bend your head. Always hold it high. Look the World straight in the eyes.”
19. “When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.”
20. “I work for money. For loyalty, please hire a dog.”
21. “Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.”
22. “Better to die on your feet than live on your knees.”
23. “Most of the shadows of this life are caused by standing in one’s own sunshine.”
24. “Having haters is just a part of the business, and the more haters you have, the more people like you – that is how I view it because I try to see the positive in things.”
25. “You mostly do not have haters of you, but mostly you have haters of your success.”
26. “Thank you to every person who has ever told me I cannot. You are just another reason I will.”
27. “Always go into meetings or negotiations with a positive attitude. Tell yourself you are going to make this the best deal for all parties.”
28. “Commitment, belief and positive attitude are all important if you are going to be a success, whether you are in sports, in business or, as in my case, anthropology.”
29. “Leadership is practiced not so much in words as in attitude and in actions.”
30. “Virtually nothing is impossible in this world if you just put your mind to it and maintain a positive attitude.”
LIFE ATTITUDE STATUSES
CHOOSE FROM EXAMPLES BELOW:
1. “The only disability in life is a bad attitude.”
2. “If you do not like here you are in your life then move! You are not a tree!”
3. “Learn to let go. Not everyone in your life is meant to stay…”
4. “Hakuna Matata!!! – The great motto to live life…”
5. “You have not lived my life; Suffered my pain; Enjoyed my happiness; Walked my path; So don’t judge me! God is the only one with that right!”
6. “Let your smile change your life, but never let your life change your smile.”
7. “There comes a point in life when you realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will.”
8. “Don’t judge someone’s life until you’ve felt their pain.”
9. “If life hands you lemons… Squirt them in people’s eyes!”
10. “I am who I am. Your approval of my way of life is not needed!”
11. “I have a new theory in life… what other people think of me is truly none of my business!…”
12. “I do not exist to impress the world. I exist to live my life in a way that will make ME happy.”
13. “When something goes wrong in your life, just yell “Plot Twist” and move on!”
14. “I have reached a point in life where I feel it is no longer necessary to try & impress anyone. If they like me the way I am, good & if they don’t, it’s their loss.”
15. “My life, my rules, that’s my attitude…”
16. “The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn…”
17. “Whatever life gives you, even if it hurts, just be strong & act like you’re okay. Strong walls shake, but never collapse.”
18. “Life without mistakes is like, education without books. “
19. “I choose to make the rest of my life to be the best of my life…..”
20. “Stop checking my status! Go get a life.”
21. “Life will give you exactly what you need, not what you want.”
22. “Life is about being happy and taking everything as it comes. Smile, think positive!”
23. “People change, things go wrong, shit happens and life goes on.”
24. “I’m not a virgin, my life fucks me every day.”
25. “If I get the vibe that you’re not interested in talking to me, I’ll make my way out of your life without hesitation…”
26. “Your imagination has much to do with your life. It is for you to decide how you want your imagination to serve you.”
27. “Life is 10% what you make it and 90% how you take it.”
28. “Yes, I have made mistakes because life didn’t come with ‘USER MANUAL & INSTRUCTIONS’!”
29. “Your perspective on life comes from the cage you were held captive in.”
30. “Life: Besides gravity, nothing keeps me down.”
31. “Life is 10 percent what you make it and 90 percent how you take it. So chin up and stay positive.”
32. “It is a positive attitude towards life that makes dreams come true.”
33. “Wake up each day and live your life like a maniac.”
34. “Being brave enough to be alone frees you up to invite people into your life because you want them and not because you need them.”
35. “When you are joyful, when you say yes to life and have fun and project positivity all around you, you become the sun in the center of every constellation, and people want to be near you.”
MIDDLE FINGER ATTITUDE STATUSES
CHOOSE FROM EXAMPLES BELOW:
1. “I always hit ‘Ignore Call’ with my middle finger.”
2. “Smile at the b*tch who brings you down. Laugh at the jackass who screws you over. Point your middle finger at the idiots who didn’t know you any better.”
3. “Always keep your head high, and your middle finger higher.”
4. “Don’t show me your attitude, my middle finger is very strong.”
5. “Fuck it all!!! I’m done with the bullshit!! People like you give my middle finger a hard on!”
6. “I´m having one of those days where my middle finger is answering all your questions.”
7. “I wasn’t born with enough middle fingers to let you know what I think.”
8. “Thank you for making me realize that the purpose of my middle finger is to use it when words are not enough.”
9. “Aww… My middle finger likes you!”
10. “My middle finger is used when words aren’t enough for people to understand that they’re annoying.”
11. “I step into the club. The haters turn around. My middle finger’s up. Man, I’m just getting down.”
12. “Nothing says “Classy” quite like pictures with your middle finger.”
13. “My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.”
14. “I do not have enough middle fingers or coffee for this Monday morning.”
15. “Got my middle finger up – I don’t really give a f*ck.”
16. “If you show your attitude to me then I will show you my middle finger.”
17. “Sometimes one middle finger isn’t enough to let someone know how you feel. That’s why you have two hands.”
18. “Oh no! I can feel “A f*ck you!” coming on… Shortly followed by an “I don´t give a shit”… With a side order of my middle finger!”
19. “Some days, I just do not have enough middle fingers to go around…”
20. “It takes 42 muscles to frown and only four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me.”
21. “My middle finger salutes your attitude.”
22. “Roses are red; Violets are blue; I have five fingers and the middle one is for you.”
23. “Dear middle finger, thanks for always sticking up for me.”
24. “The only part of me you´ll ever see is my middle finger!”
25. “Dear fake friends, first of all, you should know, I am typing this with my middle finger!”
26. “If you cannot attract them with your charms just repel them with your attitude, or your middle finger.”
27. “Sorry, I can not help you. My hands are busy holding my middle fingers up!”
28. “And then there is you, the real reason why God gave us middle fingers.”
29. “I respect all those people who hate me because my middle finger rises up and salutes them. So keep hatin…I’ll keep smiling and keep saluting you!!”
30. “Dear haters, stop hating people, cuz you’re not perfect. And know it, I wrote this with my middle finger!”
31. “Dear Customer Service: First of all, you should know that I’m typing this with my middle finger.”
32. “The people who have high attitude deserve the standing ovation of the middle finger.”
33. “People like you are the reasons why we have middle fingers.”
34. “2 Words and just one finger! F*ck you.”
35. “They see my middle finger, shut the FUCK up and let me be. That’s how it’s always been and how it will be.”
36. “Middle finger to my old life, a special shout out to my old head. If it wasn’t for your advice, A ni**a would have been so dead.”
37. “Middle fingers up if you don’t give a f*ck!”
38. “My middle finger salutes you.”
39. “A big middle finger up to the ones who used, refused, and abused me!”
40. “Well, I guess I’m single for the night and you can sit right on my middle finger for the night. And if I sound mad, then you caught me, but this shit explains that you’re the one that taught me.”
VARIOUS STATUSES TO SHOW YOUR ATTITUDE TOWARDS LIFE
CHOOSE FROM EXAMPLES BELOW:
1. “I’m not special. I’m a limited edition.”
2. “You don’t like my attitude? That’s fine. It doesn’t like you either.”
3. “Don’t compare me to other girls. There’s no competition. I’m one of a kind.”
4. “I’m at the point now where I don’t want to impress anyone anymore. If people like me the way I am, great. If they don’t, well it’s their loss.”
5. “I’m really not cranky. I just have a violent reaction when I meet stupid people.”
6. “It’s my decision who I love and how I live. No one can take that choice away from me.”
7. “Silence is the best response when you’re dealing with an idiot.”
8. “I’m not arguing with you. I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
9. “I don’t have time to hate the people who are hating me. I’m way too busy loving the people who are loving me.”
10. “I haven’t changed. I grew up. Maybe you should give it a try sometime.”
11. “I’ve finally realized something: What other people think and say about me is none of my business.”
12. “I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.”
13. “Be happy and smile when you’re around people who hate you. Your happiness will kill them.”
14. “People always say that nothing is impossible. That’s not true. I do nothing every single day.”
15. “I was cool – until global warming made me hot.”
16. “No positive results can come from negative attitudes. Always think positive and always live positive.”
17. “Love me for who I am – not what you want me to be. Take me or leave me. It’s that simple.”
18. “If you face the sun, you’ll never see your shadow.”
19. “Look – I’m only responsible for the words that come out of my mouth. I’m not responsible for you not understanding them.”
20. “I really don’t care what you think about me. Unless you think I’m awesome. In that case – you’re totally right. Carry on!”
21. “Whether you love me or hate me, I’m still going to shine bright like a star.”
22. “If you judge me, I’ll prove you wrong. If you push me down, I’ll get back up. I only get stronger each time I fall.”
23. “Don’t chase the people who are trying to avoid you. Follow the ones who welcome you with open arms.”
24. “Don’t confuse my personality and my attitude. My personality is who I am. But my attitude? That depends on YOU.”
25. “Aside from gravity, nothing in life can keep me down.”
26. “If you treat me like a queen, I’ll treat you like a king. If you treat me like a game, I’ll show you exactly how it’s played.”
27. “All you need in life is a can-do attitude. It’s the bridge between failure and success.”
28. “My haters are my biggest motivators.”
29. “You can either take me as I am or watch me as I leave.”
30. “I don’t follow other people. I follow my own orders because I’m my own boss.”
31. “Look, I don’t have an “attitude problem”. But you? You have a perception problem.”
32. “It’s always nice to be important, but it’s always important to be nice.”
33. “Congratulations! My middle finger salutes your bad attitude.”
34. “Don’t ever get so desperate that you wind up settling for something less than you deserve.”
35. “I wake up each morning and live my life like a true maniac.”
36. “You really can’t trust anyone these days. Fake is a new trend.”
37. “If you can’t attract people with your charm, then repel them with your attitude.”
38. “All I ask is that you treat me like you’d like to be treated.”
39. “I am who I am. Your approval isn’t needed – and I never asked for it.”
40. “For someone who claims to hate my guts, you sure think and talk about me a lot. How about you get a life and stop worrying about mine?”
41. “People laugh at me because I’m different. I laugh at other people because they’re all the same.”
42. “Those who love me – raise your hands. Those who hate me – raise your standards.”
43. “You can make the world a better place by being a better person.”
44. “A strong, positive attitude has the power to move mountains. Because life is only 10% how you make it, and 90% how you take it.”
45. “My attitude forecast for today: Partly crabby with an 80% chance of moodiness.”
46. “Don’t walk around like you rule the world. Walk around like you don’t care who rules the world.”
47. “When a storm comes through, have enough sense to stop and play in the mud.”
48. “It’s not the problem that’s the problem. It’s your attitude about the problem – that’s the problem.”
49. “Attitude is a lot like pregnancy. You can try to hide it all you want, but eventually, it will come out.”
50. “I’ve never met an ugly person on the outside. But attitude can quickly turn the most beautiful creature into a wretched crone.”
51. “I found your nose. It was all up in my business again. Please keep that thing on a shorter leash.”
52. “I really don’t need to explain myself. I know I’m right.”
53. “I’m so sorry I took our long nights, laughs, inside jokes and sweet texts for you caring. I’ll be sure to think twice before I waste my time again.”
54. “In the real world, there’s no market for emotions. Never advertise your feelings to the world. Just put your attitude on display.”
55. “Beauty is only skin deep. Attitude is down to the bone.”
56. “Never once did I say I was perfect. But you can bet your life that I’m worth it.”
57. “I’m sorry, you mistook my personality for an attitude. Too bad you don’t have one.”
58. “Trust me, I’m not in a bad mood. You’re just taking my attitude the wrong way.”
59. “You don’t like me? Awesome. Go ahead and report me at whocares.com.”
60. “People who are arrogant and have bad attitudes deserve a standing ovation from my tallest finger.”
61. “I’m done feeling sorry for myself. If you were dumb enough to let me walk away, then I should be smart enough to let you go.”
62. “You can love me, or you can hate me. But you’ll never, ever change me.”
63. “I really don’t care if nobody likes me. I wasn’t put here to entertain everyone.”
64. “Your opinion of me doesn’t matter. I’m happy. And that’s all that matters.”
65. “Whatever you put up with is what you end up with. You can only expect from the world what you accept from other people.”
66. “You can’t control what happens to you in life, but you can control your attitude towards it. By controlling your attitude, you’re mastering change, instead of letting change master you.”
67. “You were born to blend in. I was born to stand out.”
68. “Take charge of your attitude, or someone else will.”
69. “Sure, I’ve made mistakes. That’s because life doesn’t come with an instruction manual. It’s a “learn on-the-job” kind of thing.”
70. “People today are so fake. If you check the back of their necks, I’ll bet you’ll find a tag that says “Made in China”.
71. “A bad attitude is the only real disability in life.”
72. “Change your attitude, and you change your life. Instead of saying “no one likes me,” say “there is no one like me”.”
73. “A weak attitude becomes the weakness of character.”
74. “Never interrupt me when I’m trying to ignore you.”
75. “I’m sorry. Did I do something to give you the impression that I care?”
76. “May my enemies live long enough to see me succeed.”
77. “I always arrive late to the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.”
78. “Hey, can you do me a favor? Send me a picture of yourself. I’m playing a round of cards, and I can’t seem to find the Joker.”
79. “Having a bad attitude is a lot like having a flat tire. You won’t get far unless you change it.”
80. “Attitude is just as important as skill when it comes to success.”
81. “The only difference between succeeding and failing is your attitude.”
82. “Do you really think you’re too small to make a difference? Try locking yourself in a room with a mosquito, and see how quickly your attitude changes.”
83. “Where you are right now is where your thoughts have brought you. Tomorrow, you will once again be where your thoughts have taken you.”
84. “If you’ve never made a mistake, you’ve never tried anything new. That’s the biggest tragedy of all; to breathe, but never to live.”
85. “If you always follow the rules, you’ll never have fun in life.”
86. “Don’t try to hide your imperfections; embrace them. They’re what makes you unique.”
87. “Why do you keep doing the same old thing, but expect different results? That’s the definition of insanity.”
88. “No love is perfect. Even Romeo changed his status from “in a relationship” to “it’s complicated”.”
89. “Gratitude – not attitude – can change the world.”
90. “Today will be what it is. I will still be who I am. And I will find beauty in both.”
91. “If you care about what other people think, you will be their prisoner for life.”
92. “Hustle will always beat talent when talent fails to hustle.”
93. “That little negative committee that meets inside your head? Tell them to sit down and shut up.”
94. “Things will always turn out best for the people who make the best out of the way things turn out.”
95. “Confidence isn’t saying “they will like me”; confidence is saying “I’ll be just fine if they don’t”.”
96. “It’s not the load that breaks you down in life, but the way you carry it.”
97. “Be that person who makes someone else look forward to waking up the next morning.”
98. “Repeat after me: I can, and I will.”
99. “I need to take a time out. Send me to the beach, and don’t let me come back home until my attitude changes.”
100. “I’ve got it made like lemonade.”
101. “You’re either on my side, standing by my side, or in my way – choose your path wisely.”
102. “Today, I’m super excited about everything!”
103. “In our pursuit of happiness, every now and again, it’s important to pause and just be happy.”
104. “Please – take responsibility for the energy that you bring into this space.”
105. “Guess what? Joy is portable. So bring it with you wherever you go.”
106. “Whatever is going to happen will happen. Don’t stress about it.”
107. “Always find some time to do things that make you feel happy to be alive.”
108. “My attitude: a rainy day at the beach is always a million times better than a sunny day at the office.”
109. “Love doesn’t have a remote. You have to get up and change it yourself.”
110. “Today, I’m going to act like this is the day I will be remembered for.”
111. “If you do something because it’s your duty, it will rob you of energy. But if you do something out of love, it will energize you.”
112. “If you believe you can, you’re already halfway there.”
113. “Attitude can mean the difference between an ordeal and a life adventure.”
114. “If you don’t like something in your life, change it. If you can’t change, then change your attitude.”
115. “Quit being afraid of the things that could go wrong, and start getting excited about the things that could go right.”
116. “Pay attention to your attitude in the present moment. Because that’s what will shape your future.”
117. “Only a strong man can handle a strong woman. A weak man will just say that she has an attitude problem.”
118. “I’m not here just to be average. I’m here to be AWESOME!”
119. “In life, we either make ourselves utterly miserable, or we make ourselves undeniably strong. The amount of work to achieve either one is the same.”
120. “Don’t be so quick to make judgments about me. You’re only seeing what I choose to show you.”
121. “Don’t let anyone discourage your ambitions. You don’t need a fan club to succeed. Be your own motivation.”
122. “I’ll never be any man’s down-time, spare-time, half-time or sometimes. So please, don’t waste my time.”
123. “Don’t worry about hurting my feelings. I can promise you that not even a single ounce of my confidence is linked to your acceptance.”
124. “I’m not short-tempered. I just have a quick reaction to BS.”
125. “Apparently, I have an attitude. Who knew?”
126. “You have no idea how much physical torture I’ve endured being nice to you.”
127. “Get out of the way world. I put my sassy pants on today.”
128. “Feel free to underestimate me. You won’t be the first one, you won’t be the last one, but you will be wrong like all the others.”
129. “Here’s an idea: maybe you should try eating makeup, so you can be beautiful on the inside.”
130. “You must spend a lot of time putting makeup on your two faces every day.”
131. “Here’s what you do: take the bad day, and head-butt it right in its ugly face.”
132. “I have multiple personalities. None of them like you.”
133. “Cut all of the negative people out of your life. The people you spend the most time with influence your attitude and your thoughts more than you think.”
134. “I really just don’t care.”
135. “I’m starting to run out of people I actually like.”
136. “I do understand. I just don’t care.”
137. “Yeah, I’m high maintenance. But I can afford to maintain myself.”
138. “Do I look like a pair of dice to you? No? Then why are you playing with me?”
139. “Sarcasm is an art. If it were a science, I’d have a PhD.”
140. “Some people think I have a short fuse. No. I just have a limited tolerance for stupidity. There’s only so much stupidity I can put up with in one day.”
141. “You agreed with a woman even though she was wrong? Congratulations! You’ve managed to be right and wrong all at the same time.”
142. “I’m really trying to see things from your perspective, but I’m having a hard time sticking my head that far up my butt.”
143. “Raise your hand if you have an opinion about my life. Now, put that hand over your mouth.”
144. “Burning bridges? Nah, that takes too long. I prefer to use explosives.”
145. “Honey, I don’t need a weapon – I am one.”
146. “Hating people takes way too much energy. It’s easier just to pretend they’re dead.”
147. “Warning: I’m experiencing technical difficulties with my attitude today. I’m sorry for any inconvenience this may cause. For your own safety, avoidance is suggested.”
148. “Please, keep your two cents. I don’t want to leave you broke.”
149. “I didn’t do that. Oh, wait – that? I did that.”
150. “Start each day with a grateful heart.”
151. “Life is like a kitchen. Go ahead, put on your prettiest apron and whip us up something awesome!”
152. “The question isn’t: who is going to let me do this? The question is: who is going to get in my way?”
153. “There are two things in life that define you: your attitude when you have everything, and your patience when you have nothing.”
154. “You can either complain because a rose bush has thorns or weep with joy because a thorn bush has roses.”
155. “Don’t tell me “the sky is the limit”. There are footsteps on the moon.”
156. “No matter how you feel in the morning, you’ve got to get up, dress up and show up.”
157. “Don’t hate yourself for what you aren’t. Love yourself for what you are.”
158. “True beauty begins the day you start being yourself.”
159. “I’m way too positive to be doubtful; way too optimistic to be afraid, and too determined to be defeated.”
160. “I have no regrets in life; only lessons learned.”
161. “Don’t pray to have an easy life. Pray to have the strength to overcome a difficult one.”
162. “It really doesn’t matter if the glass if half full or half empty. Just be grateful that you have a glass and something in it.”
163. “There was a time when I would walk into a room and wonder if people liked me. Now, I walk into a room and wonder if I like the people in it.”
164. “Life may not be the party we wanted, but we’re here – so we might as well dance.”
165. “I’m here today. And today, I’d rather wear a smile than wear my tears.”
166. “You’re wrong. I haven’t failed. I just found 1,000 ways that don’t work.”
167. “What you tell yourself every morning will either send you soaring to the sky or tear you down to the ground.”
168. “You were given a body that can withstand just about anything. It’s your mind that you have to convince.”
169. “I show my gratitude by accepting everything – even all of my problems – with joy; embracing each new challenge.”
170. “The best attitude is gratitude.”
171. “Transform your expectations into appreciations and your world will change in an instant.”
172. “Be careful: attitudes are contagious. Make sure that yours is worth catching.”
173. “Attitude is all there is. Each day comes with new thoughts, new strengths, new life lessons and new reasons to love life.”
174. “Be mindful of your attitude. It’s the very first thing people notice about you.”
175. “What’s the secret to having it all? Knowing that you already have it.”
176. “I’m a doer; a dreamer; a thinker. I see possibility everywhere I turn.”
177. “I’m thankful for all of my life’s struggles because they showed me just how strong I am.”
178. “I’ll describe my life in one sentence: Things didn’t go as planned, but that’s okay.”
179. “You can never be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude.”
180. “You can either control your attitude or let it control you.”
181. “The biggest lie we’ve been told: When I finally get what I want, I will be happy.”
182. “Here’s my attitude for the day: Today is going to be the best day ever.”
183. “You can never beat the person who never gives up.”
184. “There’s only one impossible journey: the one you don’t begin.”
185. “Self: It’s time to do what makes our soul happy!”
186. “Happiness isn’t something you can postpone for the future. You design your own happiness in the present moment. And your attitude dictates how that moment will shape your future.”
187. “I may not be perfect. But at least I’m always me.”
188. “The attitude you carry is just like a price tag. It displays how valuable you are.”
189. “I almost walked into work with a positive attitude. Thankfully, sarcasm stepped in and saved my day.”
190. “Today’s forecast for my attitude: Slightly opinionated with the occasional sarcasm and a 100% change of I don’t care.”
191. “Trust me, I wasn’t always this sarcastic. It took me years of dealing with stupid people to master the art of it.”
192. “Attitude and sarcasm as so much more affordable than bail money and therapy.”
193. “An apple a day will keep just about anyone away if you throw it hard enough.”
194. “Apparently, people get offended when you treat them the same way they treat you.”
195. “Sometimes, I take a look at people and wonder how in the world they made it this far in life.”
196. “Some people just need a simple sympathetic pat…on the head…with a hammer.”
197. “I’m an acquired taste. Don’t you like me? Maybe you should acquire some taste.”
198. “Come on – put your positive panties on.”
199. “It’s so hard to have a positive attitude when you’re surrounded by dumb people.”
200. “If you’re cooler than me, does that mean I’m hotter than you?”
201. “My mother always told me: If you don’t have anything nice to say, then you better say it sarcastically.”
202. “Middle fingers up if you don´t give a f*ck!”
203. “It will cost you $0 to change your bad attitude.”
204. “Okay, who ate your bowl of sunshine, mister thundercloud?”
205. “Intolerable? I prefer to think of myself as “delightfully difficult”. It would be a whole lot easier if you just agreed.”
206. “You reek of a headache and drama. Please stay away from me.”
207. “And then there is you, the real reason why God gave us middle fingers.”
208. “Shutting up is gluten-free. So, add that to your diet.”
209. “I love everyone! There are some people I love to be around, and some people I love to avoid. And then there are others I’d love to just punch in the face.”
210. “If life gives you lemons, add vodka and have a party!”
Very helpfull and awesome quotes… really liked it.
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