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ATTITUDE STATUSES & QUOTES ABOUT ME

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CHOOSE FROM EXAMPLES BELOW:

1. “I’m not special. I’m a limited edition.”

2. “My signature, My style, My identity.”

3. “I’m at the point now where I don’t want to impress anyone anymore. If people like me the way I am, great. If they don’t, well it’s their loss.”

4. “I am who I am, your approval is not needed.”

5. “You don’t like my attitude? That’s fine. It doesn’t like you either.”

6. “Not always ‘Available’… Try your Luck.”

7. “You can either take me as I am or watch me as I leave.”

8. “Be yourself, who else is better qualified?”

9. “I really don’t care what you think about me. Unless you think I’m awesome. In that case – you’re totally right. Carry on!”

10. “Different from everyone!”

11. “I’m really not cranky. I just have a violent reaction when I meet stupid people.”

12. “I am not perfect but I am limited Edition.”

13. “Silent people have the loudest minds.”

14. “Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with you.”

15. “I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.”

16. “No, I’m not feeling violent, I’m feeling creative with weapons.”

17. “I haven’t changed. I grew up. Maybe you should give it a try sometime.”

18. “I may be fat, but you’re ugly. And I can lose weight!”

19. “Born to express not to impress.”

20. “My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.”

21. “I’ve finally realized something: What other people think and say about me is none of my business.”

22. “I know I am awesome, so I don’t care about your opinion.”

23. “I am multi-talented, I can talk and piss you off at the same time.”

24. “My attitude is based on how you treat me.”

25. “I’m not anti-fashion, but I’ve always had a bit of a punk attitude. That’s important, I think. I do my own thing.”

26. “I don’t need to explain myself because I know I’m right.”

27. “I tried being like you, my personality didn’t like it.”

28. “I wish I had ‘Google’ in my mind and ‘Antivirus’ in my heart.”

29. “I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.”

30. “If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I am the worst.”

31. “Attitude matters. Don’t say: No one likes me…!!! Just say: There is no one like me…!!!”

32. “Good news is I’m smiling. The bad news is it’s the kind of smile that people should fear.”

33. “I don’t have an attitude!! I have a personality you can’t handle!!!”

34. “Me.. myself.. and I…!!”

35. “I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude 🙂 Don’t like it get over it!”

36. “I am what I am… I will never try to be someone else.”

37. “I have a new theory in life.. what other people think of me is truly none of my business!”

38. “Be the best version of yourself.”

39. “I have the attitude for those who force me to show them :D”

40. “My door is always open to you, so feel free to leave.”

41. “I don’t come with dice. So don’t play me.”

42. “Don’t ask me for my opinion if you can’t handle the truth. I’m not going to lie to make you feel better.”

43. “If you dislike me, remember: it’s mind over matter. I don’t mind and you don’t matter!”

44. “I do not mind the crazy people, it’s the normal one that freaks me out!”

45. “I keep ego and attitude always in my pockets so that I can use it when my self-respect and sentiments are being tested by people.”

46. “I don’t care about popularity. I live in reality. Based on originality. Forget looks. I respect personality.”

47. “I forgive but never forgot.”

48. “Nobody move. I just lost my mind.”

49. “I never prove to be good enough… For every one..! But I’m the best for them who understand me. :)”

50. “I may be wrong. But I doubt it.”

51. “Don’t take my kindness as a sign of weakness.”

52. “Just because I don’t have a girlfriend, doesn’t mean I’m alone, I have a food and internet.”

53. “Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.”

54. “As I have grown older, I’ve learned that pleasing everyone is impossible. But pissing everyone off is piece of cake.”

55. “You say I dream too big. I say you think too small.”

56. “I may win and I may lose, but I will never be defeated.”

57. “My level of maturity changes depending on who I’m with.”

58. “Don’t be so quick to judge me. After all, you only see what I choose to show you.”

59. “My respect is reserved for those who deserve it, not for those who demand it.”

60. “I know I am awesome, so I don’t care about your opinion.”

61. “I am good enough person to forgive you, but not stupid enough to trust you again.”

62. “I’m not a nerd. I am just smarter than you.”

63. “I am me and I won’t change myself for anyone.”

64. “I’m not drunk, I’m just chemically off-balanced.”

65. “I’m jealous of my parents, I`ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.”

66. “I’m not virgin, my life fucks me every day.”

67. “Before you judge me, make sure you are Mr. perfect….”

68. “Hakuna Matata!!! – The great motto to live my life…”

69. “When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.”

70. “Sleep till you’re hungry… Eat till you’re sleepy.”

71. “I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.”

72. “The only reason I’m fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.”

73. “I need Six months of vacation, Twice a year.”

74. “Totally available! Please disturb me!”

75. “ETC – End of Thinking Capacity.”

76. “I am always right, once I thought that I am wrong, but I was wrong.”

77. “When I was born… The devil said: Oh Shit…! Competition.”

78. “You just hate me because you are not me.”

79. “You dream it, I did it, you are jealous admit it.”

80. “I consider myself a crayon. I may not be your favorite color, but one day you will need me to complete your picture.”

81. “I may not be the best, but I know that I am not like the rest.”

82. “I would rather be single and happy than be in a relationship and miserable.”

83. “Always have an attitude of gratitude.”

84. “My attitude is never to be satisfied, never enough, never.”

85. “Only great minds can afford a simple style.”

86. “Behind every successful person lies a pack of haters.”

87. “I am W.E.I.R.D Wonderful Exciting Interesting Real Different.”

88. “I am not fat, I am just easier to see.”

89. “Born to be awesome.”

90. “I am actually a nice person. Until you piss me off.”

91. “Yes, I am smiling. But you are not the reason anymore.”

92. “I do not like to follow. I like being followed.”

93. “I’m not arrogant, I’m just better than you.”

94. “I’m not SHORT, I am just concentrated AWESOME!”

95. “I smile when it hurts the most.”

96. “There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.”

97. “I have multiple personalities. None of them like you.”

98. “There was a time when I would walk into a room and wonder if people liked me. Now, I walk into a room and wonder if I like the people in it.”

99. “My attitude forecast for today: Partly crabby with an 80% chance of moodiness.”

100. “I have no regrets in life; only lessons learned.”

101. “Trust me, I was not always this sarcastic. It took me years of dealing with stupid people to master the art of it.”

102. “You reek of a headache and drama. Please stay away from me.”

103. “I am an acquired taste. Do not you like me, maybe you should acquire some taste.”

104. “Love me or hate me I am still going to shine.”

105. “The best brains of the nations may be found on the last benches of the classrooms.”

MIDDLE FINGER ATTITUDE STATUSES

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CHOOSE FROM EXAMPLES BELOW:

1. “I always hit ‘Ignore Call’ with my middle finger.”

2. “Smile at the b*tch who brings you down. Laugh at the jackass who screws you over. Point your middle finger at the idiots who didn’t know you any better.”

3. “Always keep your head high, and your middle finger higher.”

4. “Don’t show me your attitude, my middle finger is very strong.”

5. “Fuck it all!!! I’m done with the bullshit!! People like you give my middle finger a hard on!”

6. “I´m having one of those days where my middle finger is answering all your questions.”

7. “I wasn’t born with enough middle fingers to let you know what I think.”

8. “Thank you for making me realize that the purpose of my middle finger is to use it when words are not enough.”

9. “Aww… My middle finger likes you!”

10. “My middle finger is used when words aren’t enough for people to understand that they’re annoying.”

11. “I step into the club. The haters turn around. My middle finger’s up. Man, I’m just getting down.”

12. “Nothing says “Classy” quite like pictures with your middle finger.”

13. “My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.”

14. “I do not have enough middle fingers or coffee for this Monday morning.”

15. “Got my middle finger up – I don’t really give a f*ck.”

16. “If you show your attitude to me then I will show you my middle finger.”

17. “Sometimes one middle finger isn’t enough to let someone know how you feel. That’s why you have two hands.”

18. “Oh no! I can feel “A f*ck you!” coming on… Shortly followed by an “I don´t give a shit”… With a side order of my middle finger!”

19. “Some days, I just do not have enough middle fingers to go around…”

20. “It takes 42 muscles to frown and only four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me.”

21. “My middle finger salutes your attitude.”

22. “Roses are red; Violets are blue; I have five fingers and the middle one is for you.”

23. “Dear middle finger, thanks for always sticking up for me.”

24. “The only part of me you´ll ever see is my middle finger!”

25. “Dear fake friends, first of all, you should know, I am typing this with my middle finger!”

26. “If you cannot attract them with your charms just repel them with your attitude, or your middle finger.”

27. “Sorry, I can not help you. My hands are busy holding my middle fingers up!”

28. “And then there is you, the real reason why God gave us middle fingers.”

29. “I respect all those people who hate me because my middle finger rises up and salutes them. So keep hatin…I’ll keep smiling and keep saluting you!!”

30. “Dear haters, stop hating people, cuz you’re not perfect. And know it, I wrote this with my middle finger!”

31. “Dear Customer Service: First of all, you should know that I’m typing this with my middle finger.”

32. “The people who have high attitude deserve the standing ovation of the middle finger.”

33. “People like you are the reasons why we have middle fingers.”

34. “2 Words and just one finger! F*ck you.”

35. “They see my middle finger, shut the FUCK up and let me be. That’s how it’s always been and how it will be.”

36. “Middle finger to my old life, a special shout out to my old head. If it wasn’t for your advice, A ni**a would have been so dead.”

37. “Middle fingers up if you don’t give a f*ck!”

38. “My middle finger salutes you.”

39. “A big middle finger up to the ones who used, refused, and abused me!”

40. “Well, I guess I’m single for the night and you can sit right on my middle finger for the night. And if I sound mad, then you caught me, but this shit explains that you’re the one that taught me.”

SHOW YOUR ATTITUDE TOWARDS LIFE

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CHOOSE FROM EXAMPLES BELOW:

1. “I’m not special. I’m a limited edition.”

2. “You don’t like my attitude? That’s fine. It doesn’t like you either.”

3. “Don’t compare me to other girls. There’s no competition. I’m one of a kind.”

4. “I’m at the point now where I don’t want to impress anyone anymore. If people like me the way I am, great. If they don’t, well it’s their loss.”

5. “I’m really not cranky. I just have a violent reaction when I meet stupid people.”

6. “It’s my decision who I love and how I live. No one can take that choice away from me.”

7. “Silence is the best response when you’re dealing with an idiot.”

8. “I’m not arguing with you. I’m just explaining why I’m right.”

9. “I don’t have time to hate the people who are hating me. I’m way too busy loving the people who are loving me.”

10. “I haven’t changed. I grew up. Maybe you should give it a try sometime.”

11. “I’ve finally realized something: What other people think and say about me is none of my business.”

12. “I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.”

13. “Be happy and smile when you’re around people who hate you. Your happiness will kill them.”

14. “People always say that nothing is impossible. That’s not true. I do nothing every single day.”

15. “I was cool – until global warming made me hot.”

16. “No positive results can come from negative attitudes. Always think positive and always live positive.”

17. “Love me for who I am – not what you want me to be. Take me or leave me. It’s that simple.”

18. “If you face the sun, you’ll never see your shadow.”

19. “Look – I’m only responsible for the words that come out of my mouth. I’m not responsible for you not understanding them.”

20. “I really don’t care what you think about me. Unless you think I’m awesome. In that case – you’re totally right. Carry on!”

21. “Whether you love me or hate me, I’m still going to shine bright like a star.”

22. “If you judge me, I’ll prove you wrong. If you push me down, I’ll get back up. I only get stronger each time I fall.”

23. “Don’t chase the people who are trying to avoid you. Follow the ones who welcome you with open arms.”

24. “Don’t confuse my personality and my attitude. My personality is who I am. But my attitude? That depends on YOU.”

25. “Aside from gravity, nothing in life can keep me down.”

26. “If you treat me like a queen, I’ll treat you like a king. If you treat me like a game, I’ll show you exactly how it’s played.”

27. “All you need in life is a can-do attitude. It’s the bridge between failure and success.”

28. “My haters are my biggest motivators.”

29. “You can either take me as I am or watch me as I leave.”

30. “I don’t follow other people. I follow my own orders because I’m my own boss.”

31. “Look, I don’t have an “attitude problem”. But you? You have a perception problem.”

32. “It’s always nice to be important, but it’s always important to be nice.”

33. “Congratulations! My middle finger salutes your bad attitude.”

34. “Don’t ever get so desperate that you wind up settling for something less than you deserve.”

35. “I wake up each morning and live my life like a true maniac.”

36. “You really can’t trust anyone these days. Fake is a new trend.”

37. “If you can’t attract people with your charm, then repel them with your attitude.”

38. “All I ask is that you treat me like you’d like to be treated.”

39. “I am who I am. Your approval isn’t needed – and I never asked for it.”

40. “For someone who claims to hate my guts, you sure think and talk about me a lot. How about you get a life and stop worrying about mine?”

41. “People laugh at me because I’m different. I laugh at other people because they’re all the same.”

42. “Those who love me – raise your hands. Those who hate me – raise your standards.”

43. “You can make the world a better place by being a better person.”

44. “A strong, positive attitude has the power to move mountains. Because life is only 10% how you make it, and 90% how you take it.”

45. “My attitude forecast for today: Partly crabby with an 80% chance of moodiness.”

46. “Don’t walk around like you rule the world. Walk around like you don’t care who rules the world.”

47. “When a storm comes through, have enough sense to stop and play in the mud.”

48. “It’s not the problem that’s the problem. It’s your attitude about the problem – that’s the problem.”

49. “Attitude is a lot like pregnancy. You can try to hide it all you want, but eventually, it will come out.”

50. “I’ve never met an ugly person on the outside. But attitude can quickly turn the most beautiful creature into a wretched crone.”

51. “I found your nose. It was all up in my business again. Please keep that thing on a shorter leash.”

52. “I really don’t need to explain myself. I know I’m right.”

53. “I’m so sorry I took our long nights, laughs, inside jokes and sweet texts for you caring. I’ll be sure to think twice before I waste my time again.”

54. “In the real world, there’s no market for emotions. Never advertise your feelings to the world. Just put your attitude on display.”

55. “Beauty is only skin deep. Attitude is down to the bone.”

56. “Never once did I say I was perfect. But you can bet your life that I’m worth it.”

57. “I’m sorry, you mistook my personality for an attitude. Too bad you don’t have one.”

58. “Trust me, I’m not in a bad mood. You’re just taking my attitude the wrong way.”

59. “You don’t like me? Awesome. Go ahead and report me at whocares.com.”

60. “People who are arrogant and have bad attitudes deserve a standing ovation from my tallest finger.”

SASSY & BADASS ATTITUDE CAPTIONS

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CHOOSE FROM EXAMPLES BELOW:

1. “I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.”

2. “Excellence is not a skill, It is an attitude.”

3. “I was born cool – until global warming made me hot.”

4. “When someone hates you for no reason… just give them one.”

5. “Silence is the best response when you’re dealing with an idiot.”

6. “People with high ego and unnecessary attitude deserves the standing ovation of the tallest finger.”

7. “Don’t confuse my personality and my attitude. My personality is who I am. But my attitude? That depends on YOU.”

8. “An ugly personality destroys a pretty face.”

9. “Look – I’m only responsible for the words that come out of my mouth. I’m not responsible for you not understanding them.”

10. “People say that I am bad… but trust me, I can be your worst nightmare!”

11. “Before you judge me make sure that you’re perfect.”

12. “Take me as I am or watch me as I go.”

13. “Some people just need a High-Five… On the face.”

14. “Attitude is like underwear – don’t show it just wear it.”

15. “Status Unavailable! Check Later.”

16. “If you hate me – Log on to KISS-MY-ASS.com”

17. “If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.”

18. “When someone says: You are ugly. Just tell them: Oh, sorry, I was trying to look like you!”

19. “Do not give advice unless you are asked to.”

20. “Being glamorous is not a crime.”

21. “It is sad but truthful that some people simply grow old, but they never grow UP!”

22. “Love me? Great. Hate me? Even Better. Don’t know me? Don’t judge me!!”

23. “Please don’t interrupt me while I’m ignoring you.”

24. “I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.”

25. “If you want to cry, use a tissue.. not your status!! 😀 :P”

26. “You say I have a bad attitude, guess what? My attitude is a result of your actions!! Change your actions and I will change my attitude :)”

27. “Why waste your time caring for people who don’t even acknowledge your existence?”

28. “I’m not heartless, I just learned how to use my heart less.”

29. “If you obey all the rules, you’ll miss all the fun.”

30. “Cling to your imperfections, they are what make you unique.”

31. “You can’t expect me to think before I speak. I was born without that ability. So I’m sorry if the truth hurts.”

32. “I got a simple rule about everybody. If you don’t treat me right… shame on you!!!”

33. “Don’t play with me! Because I know I can play better than you.”

34. “Act like you are wearing the invisible crown. That’s ‘Attitude’”

35. “My BACK is not a VOICEMAIL, so better say it on my FACE.”

36. “Remember one thing, you might be a PLAYER. But I am the GAME.”

37. “Don’t walk as if you rule the world… Walk as if you don’t care who the hell rules the world.”

38. “Those who like me… Raise your hands… And those who don’t like me raise your Standards.”

39. “People laugh at me because I am different and I laugh because they all are same.”

40. “If you want me to control my temper… You need to control your stupidity.”

41. “You don’t have to defend or explain your decisions to anyone. It’s your life. Live it without apologies.”

42. “Don’t copy my style.”

43. “I´m sorry, did I give you the impression that I give a damn about you?”

44. “Yeah you – The one reading my status, get lost!”

45. “Your attitude may hurt me but mine can kill you.”

46. “Excuse me. I found something under my shoes, oh it´s your attitude.”

47. “Your attitude is like a price tag, it shows how valuable you are.”

48. “Burning bridges? Nah, that takes too long. I prefer to use explosives.”

49. “I enjoy how people judge other’s mistake when they do the same thing.”

50. “We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”

51. “Can I take your picture? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.”

52. “If you are gonna be two-faced, Honey at least make one of them pretty!”

53. “Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.”

54. “Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.”

55. “Jealousy is a terrible disease. Get well soon.”

56. “If I ignore you and your calls, it only means that I am too tired to deal with your foolishness.”

57. “People with status do not need status.”

58. “Kill them with success and bury them with a smile.”

59. “Organized persons are too lazy to look for things.”

60. “Some people think I have a short fuse. No. I just have a limited tolerance for stupidity. There is only so much stupidity I can put up within one day.”

61. “I found your nose. It was all up in my business again. Please keep that thing on a shorter leash.”

62. “If life hands you lemons, squirt them in people’s eyes.”

63. “Some people just need a simple sympathetic pat on the head with a hammer.”

64. “Sometimes, I take a look at people and wonder how in the world they made it this far alive.”

65. “Don’t know. Don’t care. Never will.”

66. “It would just be ‘aweso’ without ME.”

67. “I solemnly swear I’m the best!”

68. “#Like a Boss”

69. “Try spelling ‘handso’ without ME.”

70. “I don’t give a flying f—.”