Are you looking for a way to express your attitude? We’ve got the perfect quotes and messages in English that you can share on Facebook, Twitter, Whatsapp – or wherever else you want.

You can choose one from our selection of 325+ ready-to-use examples. It’s your attitude and your life, so show it off.

ATTITUDE STATUSES & QUOTES FOR BOYS

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CHOOSE FROM EXAMPLES BELOW:

1. “Love me for who I am – not what you want me to be. Take me or leave me. It’s that simple.”

2. “Stop checking my Status, Go and love your GF.”

3. “The real reason women live longer than men because they don’t have to live with women.”

4. “Every problem comes with a solution, but my GF doesn’t have.”

5. “Someone asked me: How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine.”

6. “I am not Spiderman nor Superman. However, I am the superhero for my GF!”

7. “I am a hot dude with cool attitude.”

8. “Every problem comes with some solution… If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a Girl!”

9. “Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend. Now, you help me to save mine.”

10. “Men also have FEELINGS, for example, they can feel HUNGRY.”

11. “80% of boys have girlfriends… Rest 20% are having a brain.”

12. “In my house, I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.”

13. “Dear Good Boys, do not worry having no girlfriend this time. Remember, bad boys will always have the best girlfriend but they will never have the best wife.”

14. “Better to be strong than pretty and useless.”

15. “Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: Either they have no wife to go home to, or they do.”

16. “Boys are great, every girl should have one.”

17. “Man of the year.”

18. “Girls express their feelings via tears. Boys express their feelings via Beers.”

19. “A naughty thought a day keeps the stress away.”

20. “A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished.”

21. “Every man is the architect of his own fortune.”

22. “A thinking man can never be brave.”

23. “Some men have Hundreds of reasons why they cannot do what they want to when all they need is one reason why they can.”

24. “Just Because I do not have A Girlfriend, does not mean I am Alone, I Have a Food and Internet.”

25. “Guys are like stars, there are millions of them, but the only one makes your dreams come true.”

26. “Live fast. Die young. Be wild. Have fun.”

27. “Boys. I’d turn gay if they weren’t so sexy.”

28. “Fashion should be a form of escapism and not a form of imprisonment.”

29. “I’m not cranky. I just have a violent reaction to stupid people.”

30. “I can’t say yes (a gentleman never tells). But I’d lie if I said no.”

31. “Your attitude may hurt me, but mine can even kill you.”

32. “I’m very much a gentleman in what I do.”

33. “A gentleman knows his actions carry more weight than any words spoken.”

34. “I am strong. I am kind. I am smart. I am important. I am fearless. I am amazing.”

35. “It’s attention to detail that makes the difference between average and stunning.”

36. “It’s not that I’m so smart; it’s just that I stay with problems longer.”

37. “A gentleman never talks about his tailor.”

38. “Style is a reflection of your attitude and your personality.”

39. “Only great minds can afford a simple style.”

40. “In character, in manner, in style, in all things, the supreme excellence is simplicity.”

41. “On matters of style, swim with the current, on matters of principle, stand like a rock.”

42. “Looking good isn’t self-importance; it’s self-respect.”

43. “You have to be smart. The easy days are over.”

44. “Come on, gentleman; let us drink to our stupidity.”

45. “I may look calm. But in my head, I’ve killed you about 5 times.”

46. “God hadn’t made me handsome, but he’d given me something, I always felt: funny bones.”

47. “Manners matter. Good looks are a bonus. Humor is a must.”

48. “Like me for who I am and not for who you want me to be. Take it or leave it. That simple.”

49. “I am a hot dude with a cool attitude.”

50. “How do you know what it’s like to be stupid if you’ve never been smart?”

51. “I’m a handsome man with a charming personality.”

52. “I’m quite obviously not the world’s most handsome man – I’m the second world’s most handsome man!”

53. “Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought.”

54. “Champions train, losers complain.”

55. “Black as night, sweet as sin.”

56. “Being a gentleman is a worthy goal.”

57. “Excellence is not a skill, it’s an attitude.”

58. “Be like a sun, keep on shining and let the world burns.”

59. “I didn’t grow up feeling very handsome. I learn, I worked and now I’m.”

60. “A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.”

61. “I am, as I am; whether hideous or handsome, depends upon who is made judge.”

62. “A man who is a master of patience is master of everything else.”

63. “Being male is a matter of birth. Being a man is a matter of age. But being a gentleman is a matter of choice.”

64. “The summer sun was not meant for boys like me. Boys like me belonged to the rain.”

65. “When I was born… The devil said: Oh Shit..!! Competition.”

66. “I am the master of my fate: I am the captain of my soul.”

67. “Be well dressed, behave like a gentleman, and keep your shoes shined.”

68. “I sure am handsome. I can’t lie. This is one handsome guy.”

69. “Don’t hate me, just get to know me first!”

70. “Being handsome wasn’t much of a burden. It worked for me.”

71. “I always arrive late at the office but I make it by leaving early.”

72. “I know I’m awesome, so I don’t care about your opinion.”

73. “I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot.”

74. “Silence is the best response to a fool.”

75. “I will win not immediately, but Definitely.”

76. “I forgive but I never forget.”

77. “I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle… He’s dreaming too.”

78. “I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!”

79. “I never insult people I only tell them what they are.”

80. “When I’m good I’m best when I’m bad I’m worst.”

81. “I’m not drunk, I’m just chemically off-balanced.”

82. “I’m not changed it’s just I grew up and you should try too.”

83. “Not always “Available”… Try your Luck… ”

84. “The biggest slap to your enemies is your success.”

85. “Good friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, impossible to forget.”

86. “I’m not special, I’m just Limited Edition.”

87. “Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.”

88. “Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status.”

89. “I love to walk in a fog because nobody knows I’m smoking.”

90. “Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.”

91. “Oh, so you wanna argue, bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.”

92. “Lazy People Fact #5812672793: You were too lazy to read that number.”

93. “Save water drink beer.”

94. “I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.”

95. “I’m not virgin, my life fucks me every day.”

96. “Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.”

97. “Tried to lose weight… But it keeps finding me.”

98. “Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words.”

99. “hones are better than girlfriends, at least we can switch them off.”

100. “Sleep till you’re hungry… Eat till you’re sleepy.”

BEST BADASS CAPTIONS FOR INSTAGRAM

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CHOOSE FROM EXAMPLES BELOW:

1. “50% Savage. 50% Sweetness.”

2. “Be happy; it drives people crazy.”

3. “And You’re gonna hear me Roar!”

4. “You inspire my inner serial killer.”

5. “The Master of Disguise.”

6. “You’re never going to have me.”

7. “Life goes on, with or without you.”

8. “Confidence level: selfie with no filter.”

9. “This is my town.”

10. “Be a flamingo in a flock of pigeons.”

11. “I’m headed to space with the rest of the stars.”

12. “You don’t have to like me; I’m not a Facebook status.”

13. “I’ll never try to fit in. I was born to STAND OUT.”

14. “Sassy, Classy and Bad-assy!”

15. “What do you think of the view?”

16. “If I were you, I would adore me.”

17. “5’2 my height but my attitude 6’1.”

18. “This is the most magical pic of your life.”

19. “People say I act like I don´t give a shit. I´m not acting.”

20. “I’m the girl you’ve always wanted.”

21. “Know your worth. Then add tax.”

22. “I do a thing called what I want.”

23. “Everyone said I could be Anything. So I became Sexy!”

24. “I am sorry but what language are you speaking? It sounds like bullshit to me.”

25. “Take me as I am, or watch me as I go.”

26. “Find me Where the Wild Things Are.”

27. “Blood type: matte black with a hint of gold.”

28. “If you don´t like me and still watch everything I do. Bitch, You´re a fan.”

29. “The question isn´t – who is going to let me. It´s – who´s going to stop me?”

30. “Try not to think for a brief moment that I really mind what you need to say.”

31. “People will stare. Make it worth their while.”

32. “As beautiful on the inside as I am on the outside.”

33. “B*tch please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.”

34. “If you are waiting for me to give a shit, you better pack a lunch. It is going to be a while.”

35. “Some things are better in dreams. So I became the dream!”

36. “Being pissed off gets old. I’m just at a whole new ‘fuck it’ level.”

37. “Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you´ll find a brain back there.”

38. “Not everyone likes me, but not everyone matters.”

39. “Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy.”

40. “I´m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.”

41. “I’m everything you want but can’t have.”

42. “Be a Badass with a good ass.”

43. “B*tch, please! You are so fake even China denied they made you.”

44. “I was born to stand out.”

45. “B*tch, you are so fake you make Barbie look real.”

46. “Me? Weird? B*tch Please! I am Limited Edition.”

47. “I’m your worst nightmare.”

48. “You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.”

49. “It´s not a tiara. I simply bedazzled my horns.”

50. “I don’t need any part-time people in my life.”

51. “I told him to take care of his eyes because they are the only balls he has.”

52. “Don’t Study me. You won’t Graduate!”

53. “Oh, you hate me? Join the club. They are weekly meeting at the corner of fuck you street and kiss my ass blvd.”

54. “I’d rather laugh with the sinners.”

55. “Yes, my black little heart skips a happy beat when I see Karma catch up to somebody who deserves it.”

56. “Sometimes I wish I were a nicer person but then I laugh at that idea and continue my day.”

57. “I took a gander at my Instagram photographs and acknowledged I look excellent.”

58. “Row, row, row your boat gently the f*ck away from me.”

59. “Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.”

60. “There is a difference between talking shit about a person and talking truth about a shitty person.”

61. “Zombies eat brains. So, you are safe.”

62. “I am a nice person. Just do not push the b*tch button.”

63. “You want to be at my level? Then climb b*tch.”

64. “Throw me to the wolves and I´ll come back leading the pack.”

65. “I like my coffee how I like myself: dark, bitter, and too hot for you.”

66. “I’m a blur, a speeding bullet you can’t catch.”

67. “No darling, I have checked my receipt and I didn´t buy any of your bullshit.”

68. “I don’t need your approval to be me.”

69. “Just Because I have been away, doesn’t mean I have forgotten HOW TO SLAY!”

70. “My circle is small because I am into quality, not quantity.”

71. “Judge me when you are perfect.”

72. “Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness, bitch.”

73. “You sir, are a human version of period cramps.”

74. “Quality over quantity.”

75. “I don’t need your approval, darling. I have my own.”

76. “It doesn’t matter what anyone else thinks of me because I know who I am, and I am damn proud of it.”

77. “I am fucking gold, you can prefer Silver and it’s okay.”

78. “Take a ride on my energy.”

79. “Looking in the mirror I see the only competition I have.”

80. “I am not picky, I just know what I want.”

81. “My girlishness has sharp teeth.”

82. “Own what’s yours, or else others will try to.”

83. “You can’t do epic shit with basic people.”

84. “Short, sassy, cute and classy.”

85. “The more I find myself, the more people I lose.”

86. “Don’t be easy to define. Let them wonder about you.”

87. “Oh, I saw something that reminded me of you today, but do not worry, I flushed it.”

88. “Her attitude is savage but her heart is gold.”

89. “Let me file that under F*ck It!”

90. “I am trying to see things from your point of view but I can not stick my head so far up my ass!”

91. “R.I.P. to the f*ck I almost gave.”

92. “I do very bad things and I do them very well.”

93. “The best place to put your opinions is right up your ass.”

94. “I have found puddles deeper than you.”

95. “Honey, if you listen closely, you can hear me not giving a f*ck.”

96. “I hope Karma slaps you in the face before I do.”

97. “You are either on my side, by my side, or in my fu*king way. Choose wisely.”

98. “Shut up, I wear heels bigger than your d*ck.”

99. “You look like something I drew with my left hand.”

100. “Bitch please, you’ve more issues than vogue.”

BADASS CAPTIONS & QUOTES ABOUT ME

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CHOOSE FROM EXAMPLES BELOW:

1. “I’m not special. I’m a limited edition.”

2. “My signature, My style, My identity.”

3. “I’m at the point now where I don’t want to impress anyone anymore. If people like me the way I am, great. If they don’t, well it’s their loss.”

4. “I am who I am, your approval is not needed.”

5. “You don’t like my attitude? That’s fine. It doesn’t like you either.”

6. “Not always ‘Available’… Try your Luck.”

7. “You can either take me as I am or watch me as I leave.”

8. “Be yourself, who else is better qualified?”

9. “I really don’t care what you think about me. Unless you think I’m awesome. In that case – you’re totally right. Carry on!”

10. “Different from everyone!”

11. “I’m really not cranky. I just have a violent reaction when I meet stupid people.”

12. “I am not perfect but I am limited Edition.”

13. “Silent people have the loudest minds.”

14. “Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with you.”

15. “I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.”

16. “No, I’m not feeling violent, I’m feeling creative with weapons.”

17. “I haven’t changed. I grew up. Maybe you should give it a try sometime.”

18. “I may be fat, but you’re ugly. And I can lose weight!”

19. “Born to express not to impress.”

20. “My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.”

21. “I’ve finally realized something: What other people think and say about me is none of my business.”

22. “I know I am awesome, so I don’t care about your opinion.”

23. “I am multi-talented, I can talk and piss you off at the same time.”

24. “My attitude is based on how you treat me.”

25. “I’m not anti-fashion, but I’ve always had a bit of a punk attitude. That’s important, I think. I do my own thing.”

26. “I don’t need to explain myself because I know I’m right.”

27. “I tried being like you, my personality didn’t like it.”

28. “I wish I had ‘Google’ in my mind and ‘Antivirus’ in my heart.”

29. “I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.”

30. “If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I am the worst.”

31. “Attitude matters. Don’t say: No one likes me…!!! Just say: There is no one like me…!!!”

32. “Good news is I’m smiling. The bad news is it’s the kind of smile that people should fear.”

33. “I don’t have an attitude!! I have a personality you can’t handle!!!”

34. “Me.. myself.. and I…!!”

35. “I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude 🙂 Don’t like it get over it!”

36. “I am what I am… I will never try to be someone else.”

37. “I have a new theory in life.. what other people think of me is truly none of my business!”

38. “Be the best version of yourself.”

39. “I have the attitude for those who force me to show them :D”

40. “My door is always open to you, so feel free to leave.”

41. “I don’t come with dice. So don’t play me.”

42. “Don’t ask me for my opinion if you can’t handle the truth. I’m not going to lie to make you feel better.”

43. “If you dislike me, remember: it’s mind over matter. I don’t mind and you don’t matter!”

44. “I do not mind the crazy people, it’s the normal one that freaks me out!”

45. “I keep ego and attitude always in my pockets so that I can use it when my self-respect and sentiments are being tested by people.”

46. “I don’t care about popularity. I live in reality. Based on originality. Forget looks. I respect personality.”

47. “I forgive but never forgot.”

48. “Nobody move. I just lost my mind.”

49. “I never prove to be good enough… For every one..! But I’m the best for them who understand me. :)”

50. “I may be wrong. But I doubt it.”

51. “Don’t take my kindness as a sign of weakness.”

52. “Just because I don’t have a girlfriend, doesn’t mean I’m alone, I have a food and internet.”

53. “Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.”

54. “As I have grown older, I’ve learned that pleasing everyone is impossible. But pissing everyone off is piece of cake.”

55. “You say I dream too big. I say you think too small.”

SASSY & BADASS ATTITUDE CAPTIONS

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CHOOSE FROM EXAMPLES BELOW:

1. “I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.”

2. “Excellence is not a skill, It is an attitude.”

3. “I was born cool – until global warming made me hot.”

4. “When someone hates you for no reason… just give them one.”

5. “Silence is the best response when you’re dealing with an idiot.”

6. “People with high ego and unnecessary attitude deserves the standing ovation of the tallest finger.”

7. “Don’t confuse my personality and my attitude. My personality is who I am. But my attitude? That depends on YOU.”

8. “An ugly personality destroys a pretty face.”

9. “Look – I’m only responsible for the words that come out of my mouth. I’m not responsible for you not understanding them.”

10. “People say that I am bad… but trust me, I can be your worst nightmare!”

11. “Before you judge me make sure that you’re perfect.”

12. “Take me as I am or watch me as I go.”

13. “Some people just need a High-Five… On the face.”

14. “Attitude is like underwear – don’t show it just wear it.”

15. “Status Unavailable! Check Later.”

16. “If you hate me – Log on to KISS-MY-ASS.com”

17. “If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.”

18. “When someone says: You are ugly. Just tell them: Oh, sorry, I was trying to look like you!”

19. “Do not give advice unless you are asked to.”

20. “Being glamorous is not a crime.”

21. “It is sad but truthful that some people simply grow old, but they never grow UP!”

22. “Love me? Great. Hate me? Even Better. Don’t know me? Don’t judge me!!”

23. “Please don’t interrupt me while I’m ignoring you.”

24. “I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.”

25. “If you want to cry, use a tissue.. not your status!! 😀 :P”

26. “You say I have a bad attitude, guess what? My attitude is a result of your actions!! Change your actions and I will change my attitude :)”

27. “Why waste your time caring for people who don’t even acknowledge your existence?”

28. “I’m not heartless, I just learned how to use my heart less.”

29. “If you obey all the rules, you’ll miss all the fun.”

30. “Cling to your imperfections, they are what make you unique.”

31. “You can’t expect me to think before I speak. I was born without that ability. So I’m sorry if the truth hurts.”

32. “I got a simple rule about everybody. If you don’t treat me right… shame on you!!!”

33. “Don’t play with me! Because I know I can play better than you.”

34. “Act like you are wearing the invisible crown. That’s ‘Attitude’”

35. “My BACK is not a VOICEMAIL, so better say it on my FACE.”

36. “Remember one thing, you might be a PLAYER. But I am the GAME.”

37. “Don’t walk as if you rule the world… Walk as if you don’t care who the hell rules the world.”

38. “Those who like me… Raise your hands… And those who don’t like me raise your Standards.”

39. “People laugh at me because I am different and I laugh because they all are same.”

40. “If you want me to control my temper… You need to control your stupidity.”

41. “You don’t have to defend or explain your decisions to anyone. It’s your life. Live it without apologies.”

42. “Don’t copy my style.”

43. “I´m sorry, did I give you the impression that I give a damn about you?”

44. “Yeah you – The one reading my status, get lost!”

45. “Your attitude may hurt me but mine can kill you.”

46. “Excuse me. I found something under my shoes, oh it´s your attitude.”

47. “Your attitude is like a price tag, it shows how valuable you are.”

48. “Burning bridges? Nah, that takes too long. I prefer to use explosives.”

49. “I enjoy how people judge other’s mistake when they do the same thing.”

50. “We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”

51. “Can I take your picture? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.”

52. “If you are gonna be two-faced, Honey at least make one of them pretty!”

53. “Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.”

54. “Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.”

55. “Jealousy is a terrible disease. Get well soon.”

56. “If I ignore you and your calls, it only means that I am too tired to deal with your foolishness.”

57. “People with status do not need status.”

58. “Kill them with success and bury them with a smile.”

59. “Organized persons are too lazy to look for things.”

60. “Some people think I have a short fuse. No. I just have a limited tolerance for stupidity. There is only so much stupidity I can put up within one day.”

61. “I found your nose. It was all up in my business again. Please keep that thing on a shorter leash.”

62. “If life hands you lemons, squirt them in people’s eyes.”

63. “Some people just need a simple sympathetic pat on the head with a hammer.”

64. “Sometimes, I take a look at people and wonder how in the world they made it this far alive.”

65. “Don’t know. Don’t care. Never will.”

66. “It would just be ‘aweso’ without ME.”

67. “I solemnly swear I’m the best!”

68. “#Like a Boss”

69. “Try spelling ‘handso’ without ME.”

70. “I don’t give a flying f—.”