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1. “Hocus Pocus, I need coffee to focus.”

2. “There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight.”

3. “I’m here for the Boos”

4. “Witch, better have my candy.”

5. “Don’t be a basic witch.”

6. “If you’ve got it, haunt it.” – Rose Pressey

7. “Halloween is not a day. It’s a lifestyle.”

8. “Boo, Felicia.”

9. “Bow down, witches.”

10. “Creepin’ it real.”

11. “Life is scary, find your boo.”

12. “Get in loser, we’re going trick or treating”

13. “Hocus Pocus”

14. “Caution! Black cat crossing.”

15. “Bugs and hisses.”

16. “Witch way to the candy?”

17. “Everything’s better with a little magic.”

18. “Resting witch face.”

19. “Squad ghouls.”

20. “It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus.”

21. “Gobble ’til you wobble.”

22. “Fangs for the memories.”

23. “What a boo-tiful costume.”

24. “When witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers ’tis near Halloween.”

25. “No tricks, just treats!”

26. “Trick or treat yo’ self.”

27. “I don’t celebrate Halloween, I am Halloween.”

28. “Something wicked this way comes.” – William Shakespeare

29. “What a haunt mess.”

30. “Let’s get spooky.”

31. “Practice safe hex.”

32. “What an excellent day for an exorcism.” — The Exorcist

33. “Straight Outta Coffin.”

34. “Spooktacular”

35. “Boo from the crew.”

36. “Enter at your own RISK.”

37. “Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.”

38. “A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween.” – Erma Bombeck

39. “Where my ghouls at?”

40. “Say boo, and scary on.”

41. “Monster-ific”

42. “Hey boo-tiful.”

43. “Happy Halloween, Witches!”

44. “All my best ghoulfriends are total witches.”

45. “Witchful thinking.”

46. “It’s close to midnight and something evil’s lurking in the dark.” — Thriller

47. “Hey boo, let’s get sheet-faced.”

48. “Ghouls just wanna have fun.”

49. “A-haunting we will go.”

50. “Just hanging out with my ghoul friends.”

51. “Trick or tequila.”

52. “Whatever you do… don’t fall asleep.” — A Nightmare On Elm Street

53. “Eat, drink, and be scary.”

54. “It’s always Halloween inside my head.”

55. “Come as you aren’t.”

56. “A scare is born.”

57. “Yes, I can drive a (broom) stick.”

58. “If zombies chase us I’m tripping you. Nothing personal, just sayin’.”

59. “Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story.” — Mason Cooley

60. “Halloween haunt mess.”

61. “On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.” – Rodney Dangerfield

62. “A wee bit wicked.”

63. “Mischief managed.”

64. “I put a spell on you.” – Jay Hawkins

65. “The ghostess with the mostest.”

66. “It’s a full moon tonight – that’s when all the weirdos come out.”

67. “If the broom fits, fly it.”

68. “Spookilicious”

69. “Only a little bit batty.”

70. “Are you afraid of the dark?”

71. “Hocus pocus and chill?”

72. “Howl-o-ween”

73. “Not every witch lives in Salem.”

74. “You say witch like it’s a bad thing.”

75. “This is my magic happy potion.”

76. “Drink up, witches.”

77. “Bewitched!”

78. “Stay spooky!”

79. “If you think I’m a witch, you should meet my sister.”

80. “Let’s get (pumpkin) smashed.”

81. “Boo-tiful”

82. “Fright Night”

83. “If you can’t stir with the big girls, you can always step away from the cauldron.”

84. “Too cute to spook.”

85. “Hey boo, let’s get sheet-faced.”

86. “I put a spell on you, and now you’re mine.”

87. “This witch can be bribed with chocolate.”

88. “The boo crew.”

89. “Don’t forget the true meaning of Halloween: Chocolate and sugar.”

90. “A real witch is nothing without her ghoul friends.”