Are you looking for a way to express your sassy attitude? We’ve got the perfect quotes and messages that you can share on Facebook, Twitter, Whatsapp – or wherever else you want.

You can choose the one from our selection of 241+ ready-to-use examples. It’s your attitude and your life. Show how sassy you really are.

SASSY & COOL ATTITUDE STATUSES

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CHOOSE FROM EXAMPLES BELOW:

1. “I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.”

2. “Excellence is not a skill, It is an attitude.”

3. “I was born cool – until global warming made me hot.”

4. “When someone hates you for no reason… just give them one.”

5. “Silence is the best response when you’re dealing with an idiot.”

6. “People with high ego and unnecessary attitude deserves the standing ovation of the tallest finger.”

7. “Don’t confuse my personality and my attitude. My personality is who I am. But my attitude? That depends on YOU.”

8. “An ugly personality destroys a pretty face.”

9. “Look – I’m only responsible for the words that come out of my mouth. I’m not responsible for you not understanding them.”

10. “People say that I am bad… but trust me, I can be your worst nightmare!”

11. “Before you judge me make sure that you’re perfect.”

12. “Take me as I am or watch me as I go.”

13. “Some people just need a High-Five… On the face.”

14. “Attitude is like underwear – don’t show it just wear it.”

15. “Status Unavailable! Check Later.”

16. “If you hate me – Log on to KISS-MY-ASS.com”

17. “If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.”

18. “When someone says: You are ugly. Just tell them: Oh, sorry, I was trying to look like you!”

19. “Do not give advice unless you are asked to.”

20. “Being glamorous is not a crime.”

21. “It is sad but truthful that some people simply grow old, but they never grow UP!”

22. “Love me? Great. Hate me? Even Better. Don’t know me? Don’t judge me!!”

23. “Please don’t interrupt me while I’m ignoring you.”

24. “I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.”

25. “If you want to cry, use a tissue.. not your status!! 😀 :P”

26. “You say I have a bad attitude, guess what? My attitude is a result of your actions!! Change your actions and I will change my attitude :)”

27. “Why waste your time caring for people who don’t even acknowledge your existence?”

28. “I’m not heartless, I just learned how to use my heart less.”

29. “If you obey all the rules, you’ll miss all the fun.”

30. “Cling to your imperfections, they are what make you unique.”

31. “You can’t expect me to think before I speak. I was born without that ability. So I’m sorry if the truth hurts.”

32. “I got a simple rule about everybody. If you don’t treat me right… shame on you!!!”

33. “Don’t play with me! Because I know I can play better than you.”

34. “Act like you are wearing the invisible crown. That’s ‘Attitude'”

35. “My BACK is not a VOICEMAIL, so better say it on my FACE.”

36. “Remember one thing, you might be a PLAYER. But I am the GAME.”

37. “Don’t walk as if you rule the world… Walk as if you don’t care who the hell rules the world.”

38. “Those who like me… Raise your hands… And those who don’t like me raise your Standards.”

39. “People laugh at me because I am different and I laugh because they all are same.”

40. “If you want me to control my temper… You need to control your stupidity.”

41. “You don’t have to defend or explain your decisions to anyone. It’s your life. Live it without apologies.”

42. “Don’t copy my style.”

43. “I´m sorry, did I give you the impression that I give a damn about you?”

44. “Yeah you – The one reading my status, get lost!”

45. “Your attitude may hurt me but mine can kill you.”

46. “Excuse me. I found something under my shoes, oh it´s your attitude.”

47. “Your attitude is like a price tag, it shows how valuable you are.”

48. “Burning bridges? Nah, that takes too long. I prefer to use explosives.”

49. “I enjoy how people judge other’s mistake when they do the same thing.”

50. “We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”

51. “Can I take your picture? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.”

52. “If you are gonna be two-faced, Honey at least make one of them pretty!”

53. “Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.”

54. “Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.”

55. “Jealousy is a terrible disease. Get well soon.”

56. “If I ignore you and your calls, it only means that I am too tired to deal with your foolishness.”

57. “People with status do not need status.”

58. “Kill them with success and bury them with a smile.”

59. “Organized persons are too lazy to look for things.”

60. “Some people think I have a short fuse. No. I just have a limited tolerance for stupidity. There is only so much stupidity I can put up within one day.”

61. “I found your nose. It was all up in my business again. Please keep that thing on a shorter leash.”

62. “If life hands you lemons, squirt them in people’s eyes.”

63. “Some people just need a simple sympathetic pat on the head with a hammer.”

64. “Sometimes, I take a look at people and wonder how in the world they made it this far alive.”

65. “Don’t know. Don’t care. Never will.”

66. “It would just be ‘aweso’ without ME.”

67. “I solemnly swear I’m the best!”

68. “#Like a Boss”

69. “Try spelling ‘handso’ without ME.”

70. “I don’t give a flying f—.”

71. “I really am ruggedly handsome, aren’t I?”

72. “I can, but I don’t wish to.”

73. “Please replace your lipstick with a glue stick.”

74. “Seize the moment, ‘cause tomorrow you might be dead.”

75. “It ain’t happy if it’s not my birthday.”

76. “What doesn’t kill you … makes me really sad.”

77. “Of course I’m odd. I’m Number One, you see.”

78. “I’m afflicted with Awesome. There’s no curing it.”

79. “Of course I’m only pretending to like you.”

80. “Well, hello there WhatsApp stalker! How goes the frequent status check?”

81. “Of course I’m high maintenance. I pay for everything I own.”

82. “Being this fabulous is a full-time job.”

83. “I don’t do bitter. I only get better.”

84. “So judging you right now.”

85. “Diplomacy is for those who aren’t witty enough to be sarcastic.”

86. “Get in line to worship me, minions.”

87. “I depend on me.”

88. “You make it so difficult for me to be nice.”

89. “Nice try, but you’re still not ME.”

90. “I love you. But I love me more.”

91. “Even my heels are higher than your IQ.”

92. “If I don’t remember it, it didn’t happen.”

93. “I’m not anti-you. I’m anti-stupid.”

94. “If you’re a player, I’m the coach.”

95. “Pleasing everyone … impossible. Pissing off everyone … always possible.”

96. “What’s the fun in following rules?”

97. “Sugarcoating just ain’t my style.”

98. “You can merely hope to be me.”

99. “So many annoying people, and just not enough bullets.”

100. “It’s called Limited Edition. Look it up.”

BEST BADASS CAPTIONS

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CHOOSE FROM EXAMPLES BELOW:

1. “50% Savage. 50% Sweetness.”

2. “Be happy; it drives people crazy.”

3. “And You’re gonna hear me Roar!”

4. “You inspire my inner serial killer.”

5. “The Master of Disguise.”

6. “You’re never going to have me.”

7. “Life goes on, with or without you.”

8. “Confidence level: selfie with no filter.”

9. “This is my town.”

10. “Be a flamingo in a flock of pigeons.”

11. “I’m headed to space with the rest of the stars.”

12. “You don’t have to like me; I’m not a Facebook status.”

13. “I’ll never try to fit in. I was born to STAND OUT.”

14. “Sassy, Classy and Bad-assy!”

15. “What do you think of the view?”

16. “If I were you, I would adore me.”

17. “5’2 my height but my attitude 6’1.”

18. “This is the most magical pic of your life.”

19. “People say I act like I don´t give a shit. I´m not acting.”

20. “I’m the girl you’ve always wanted.”

21. “Know your worth. Then add tax.”

22. “I do a thing called what I want.”

23. “Everyone said I could be Anything. So I became Sexy!”

24. “I am sorry but what language are you speaking? It sounds like bullshit to me.”

25. “Take me as I am, or watch me as I go.”

26. “Find me Where the Wild Things Are.”

27. “Blood type: matte black with a hint of gold.”

28. “If you don´t like me and still watch everything I do. Bitch, You´re a fan.”

29. “The question isn´t – who is going to let me. It´s – who´s going to stop me?”

30. “Try not to think for a brief moment that I really mind what you need to say.”

31. “People will stare. Make it worth their while.”

32. “As beautiful on the inside as I am on the outside.”

33. “B*tch please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.”

34. “If you are waiting for me to give a shit, you better pack a lunch. It is going to be a while.”

35. “Some things are better in dreams. So I became the dream!”

36. “Being pissed off gets old. I’m just at a whole new ‘fuck it’ level.”

37. “Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you´ll find a brain back there.”

38. “Not everyone likes me, but not everyone matters.”

39. “Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy.”

40. “I´m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew.”

41. “I’m everything you want but can’t have.”

42. “Be a Badass with a good ass.”

43. “B*tch, please! You are so fake even China denied they made you.”

44. “I was born to stand out.”

45. “B*tch, you are so fake you make Barbie look real.”

46. “Me? Weird? B*tch Please! I am Limited Edition.”

47. “I’m your worst nightmare.”

48. “You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.”

49. “It´s not a tiara. I simply bedazzled my horns.”

50. “I don’t need any part-time people in my life.”

51. “I told him to take care of his eyes because they are the only balls he has.”

52. “Don’t Study me. You won’t Graduate!”

53. “Oh, you hate me? Join the club. They are weekly meeting at the corner of fuck you street and kiss my ass blvd.”

54. “I’d rather laugh with the sinners.”

55. “Yes, my black little heart skips a happy beat when I see Karma catch up to somebody who deserves it.”

56. “Sometimes I wish I were a nicer person but then I laugh at that idea and continue my day.”

57. “I took a gander at my Instagram photographs and acknowledged I look excellent.”

58. “Row, row, row your boat gently the f*ck away from me.”

59. “Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.”

60. “There is a difference between talking shit about a person and talking truth about a shitty person.”

61. “Zombies eat brains. So, you are safe.”

62. “I am a nice person. Just do not push the b*tch button.”

63. “You want to be at my level? Then climb b*tch.”

64. “Throw me to the wolves and I´ll come back leading the pack.”

65. “I like my coffee how I like myself: dark, bitter, and too hot for you.”

66. “I’m a blur, a speeding bullet you can’t catch.”

67. “No darling, I have checked my receipt and I didn´t buy any of your bullshit.”

68. “I don’t need your approval to be me.”

69. “Just Because I have been away, doesn’t mean I have forgotten HOW TO SLAY!”

70. “My circle is small because I am into quality, not quantity.”

71. “Judge me when you are perfect.”

72. “Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness, bitch.”

73. “You sir, are a human version of period cramps.”

74. “Quality over quantity.”

75. “I don’t need your approval, darling. I have my own.”

76. “It doesn’t matter what anyone else thinks of me because I know who I am, and I am damn proud of it.”

77. “I am fucking gold, you can prefer Silver and it’s okay.”

78. “Take a ride on my energy.”

79. “Looking in the mirror I see the only competition I have.”

80. “I am not picky, I just know what I want.”

81. “My girlishness has sharp teeth.”

82. “Own what’s yours, or else others will try to.”

83. “You can’t do epic shit with basic people.”

84. “Short, sassy, cute and classy.”

85. “The more I find myself, the more people I lose.”

86. “Don’t be easy to define. Let them wonder about you.”

87. “Oh, I saw something that reminded me of you today, but do not worry, I flushed it.”

88. “Her attitude is savage but her heart is gold.”

89. “Let me file that under F*ck It!”

90. “I am trying to see things from your point of view but I can not stick my head so far up my ass!”

91. “R.I.P. to the f*ck I almost gave.”

92. “I do very bad things and I do them very well.”

93. “The best place to put your opinions is right up your ass.”

94. “I have found puddles deeper than you.”

95. “Honey, if you listen closely, you can hear me not giving a f*ck.”

96. “I hope Karma slaps you in the face before I do.”

97. “You are either on my side, by my side, or in my fu*king way. Choose wisely.”

98. “Shut up, I wear heels bigger than your d*ck.”

99. “You look like something I drew with my left hand.”

100. “Bitch please, you’ve more issues than vogue.”

MIDDLE FINGER BADASS CAPTIONS

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CHOOSE FROM EXAMPLES BELOW:

1. “I always hit ‘Ignore Call’ with my middle finger.”

2. “Smile at the b*tch who brings you down. Laugh at the jackass who screws you over. Point your middle finger at the idiots who didn’t know you any better.”

3. “Always keep your head high, and your middle finger higher.”

4. “Don’t show me your attitude, my middle finger is very strong.”

5. “Fuck it all!!! I’m done with the bullshit!! People like you give my middle finger a hard-on!”

6. “I´m having one of those days where my middle finger is answering all your questions.”

7. “I wasn’t born with enough middle fingers to let you know what I think.”

8. “Thank you for making me realize that the purpose of my middle finger is to use it when words are not enough.”

9. “Aww… My middle finger likes you!”

10. “My middle finger is used when words aren’t enough for people to understand that they’re annoying.”

11. “I step into the club. The haters turn around. My middle finger’s up. Man, I’m just getting down.”

12. “Nothing says “Classy” quite like pictures with your middle finger.”

13. “My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.”

14. “I do not have enough middle fingers or coffee for this Monday morning.”

15. “Got my middle finger up – I don’t really give a f*ck.”

16. “If you show your attitude to me then I will show you my middle finger.”

17. “Sometimes one middle finger isn’t enough to let someone know how you feel. That’s why you have two hands.”

18. “Oh no! I can feel “A f*ck you!” coming on… Shortly followed by an “I don´t give a shit”… With a side order of my middle finger!”

19. “Some days, I just do not have enough middle fingers to go around…”

20. “It takes 42 muscles to frown and only four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me.”

21. “My middle finger salutes your attitude.”

22. “Roses are red; Violets are blue; I have five fingers and the middle one is for you.”

23. “Dear middle finger, thanks for always sticking up for me.”

24. “The only part of me you´ll ever see is my middle finger!”

25. “Dear fake friends, first of all, you should know, I am typing this with my middle finger!”

26. “If you cannot attract them with your charms just repel them with your attitude, or your middle finger.”

27. “Sorry, I can not help you. My hands are busy holding my middle fingers up!”

28. “And then there is you, the real reason why God gave us middle fingers.”

29. “I respect all those people who hate me because my middle finger rises up and salutes them. So keep hatin…I’ll keep smiling and keep saluting you!!”

30. “Dear haters, stop hating people, cuz you’re not perfect. And know it, I wrote this with my middle finger!”

31. “Dear Customer Service: First of all, you should know that I’m typing this with my middle finger.”

32. “The people who have high attitude deserve the standing ovation of the middle finger.”

33. “People like you are the reasons why we have middle fingers.”

34. “2 Words and just one finger! F*ck you.”

35. “They see my middle finger, shut the FUCK up and let me be. That’s how it’s always been and how it will be.”

36. “Middle finger to my old life, a special shout out to my old head. If it wasn’t for your advice, A ni**a would have been so dead.”

37. “Middle fingers up if you don´t give a f*ck!”

38. “My middle finger salutes you.”

39. “A big middle finger up to the ones who used, refused, and abused me!”

40. “Well, I guess I’m single for the night and you can sit right on my middle finger for the night. And if I sound mad, then you caught me, but this shit explains that you’re the one that taught me.”

41. “Some people make me wish I had more middle fingers!”