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1. “A sass a day keeps the basics away.”

2. “Seize the moment, ‘cause tomorrow you might be dead.”

3. “Don’t stand too close to the heater babe. Plastic melts.”

4. “If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.”

5. “Tell me not to do something and I will do it twice and take pictures.”

6. “Don’t be ashamed of who you are. That’s your parent’s job.”

7. “I always laugh when people try to hurt my feelings. As if I have any.”

8. “I hope Karma slaps you in the face before I do.”

9. “Stop wearing your wishbone where your backbone ought to be.”

10. “I´m not mean, I´m just brutally honest. It´s not my fault that truth hurts. Here´s a band-aid.”

11. “Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.”

12. “If you can’t love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?”

13. “Strong alone, unstoppable together.”

14. “You’re not gonna tell me who I am. I’m gonna tell you who I am.”

15. “Imperfection is beauty, madness is a genius, and it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”

16. “You’re a bad idea but I like bad ideas.”

17. “I heard you’re a player. Nice to meet you, I’m the coach.”

18. “I know looks aren’t everything, but I have them just in case.”

19. “My hair is the crown I never take off.”

20. “Life is short. Make every hair flip count.”

21. “I’m as single as a dollar and I’m not looking for a change.”

22. “Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane.”

23. “She was a rainbow, but he was color blind.”

24. “I know I changed baby. That was the point.”

25. “I’m not mad you told all my friends I’m a psycho. They’re my friends, they already know.”

26. “Be yourself; because an original is worth more than a copy.”

27. “You are either on my side, by my side, or in my fu*king way. Choose wisely.”

28. “She was simple like quantum physics.”

29. “Life isn’t perfect but your outfit can be.”

30. “Shut up, I wear heels bigger than your d*ck.”

31. “If I say – first of all – run away because I have prepared research, data, charts, and will destroy you.”

32. “You were my cup of tea but I drink champagne now.”

33. “Act like a lady, think like a boss.”

34. “Sassy, Classy, and a bit smart assy.”

35. “What are you twelve? Yeah, on a scale of one to ten bitch.”

36. “My heart says yes but my mom says no.”

37. “Sweet as sugar hard as ice. Hurt me once, I’ll kill you twice.”

38. “You look like something I drew with my left hand.”

39. “Some of the best moments in your life are those you can’t tell anyone about.”

40. “Her smile was like armor & every day she went to war.”

41. “I’m worth it. Always was, and always will be.”

42. “In a world full of trends, I want to remain a classic.”

43. “Make difficulty look easy. Make impossible look cute.”

44. “Be careful outside. It’s raining shady bitches everywhere.”

45. “If you were in my shoes, you’d fall the first step.”

46. “I tried you didn’t. Have fun, I’m done.”

47. “Bitch please, you’ve more issues than vogue.”

48. “I can only please one person a day. Today isn’t your day. Tomorrow doesn’t look good either.”

49. “Role models that look like supermodels.”

50. “The difference between a pizza and your opinion is that I only asked for the pizza.”

51. “I don’t care what you think of me. Because it can’t be as bad as what I think of you.”


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1. “Home is where the bra isn’t.”

2. “Be you, do you, for you.”

3. “Throw sass around like confetti.”

4. “I do a thing called what I want.”

5. “Oh darling, go buy a personality.”

6. “Kinda classy, kinda hood.”

7. “Eat, pray, slay.”

8. “Sassy, Classy, and Bad-assy!”

9. “This is my town.”

10. “I was born to stand out.”

11. “Take a ride on my energy.”

12. “I´m sexy and I know it!”

13. “It’s sexy time.”

14. “I’m your worst nightmare.”

15. “Dime piece.”

16. “Short, sassy, cute and classy.”

17. “You can call me queen bee.”

18. “Quality over quantity.”

19. “50% Savage. 50% Sweetness.”

20. “Be a Badass with a good ass.”

21. “Best. Selfie. Ever.”

22. “The Master of Disguise.”

23. “Too glam to give a damn.”





1. “You don’t have to like me; I’m not a Facebook status.”

2. “Be happy; it drives people crazy.”

3. “Confidence level: selfie with no filter.”

4. “I’ll never try to fit in. I was born to STAND OUT.”

5. “Be a flamingo in a flock of pigeons.”

6. “I’m headed to space with the rest of the stars.”

7. “You’re never going to have me.”

8. “Life goes on, with or without you.”

9. “Blood type: matte black with a hint of gold.”

10. “Best. Selfie. Ever.”

11. “Try not to think for a brief moment that I really mind what you need to say.”

12. “The Master of Disguise.”

13. “Some things are better in dreams. So I became the dream!”

14. “Sassy, Classy, and Bad-assy!”

15. “What do you think of the view?”

16. “Being pissed off gets old. I’m just at a whole new ‘fuck it’ level.”

17. “Always classy, never trashy, and a little bit sassy.”

18. “Not everyone likes me, but not everyone matters.”

19. “This is the most magical pic of your life.”

20. “People will stare. Make it worth their while.”

21. “As beautiful on the inside as I am on the outside.”

22. “This is my town.”

23. “Take me as I am, or watch me as I go.”

24. “Find me Where the Wild Things Are.”

25. “I was born to stand out.”

26. “Everyone said I could be Anything. So I became Sexy!”

27. “Maybe she’s born with it; maybe it’s an Instagram filter.”

28. “Sending my selfie to NASA, because I’m a star.”

29. “You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.”

30. “It´s not a tiara. I simply bedazzled my horns.”

31. “Don’t Study me. You won’t Graduate!”

32. “I’m everything you want but can’t have.”

33. “It’s sexy time.”

34. “Me? Weird? B*tch Please! I am Limited Edition.”

35. “I’m your worst nightmare.”

36. “Be a Badass with a good ass.”

37. “If I were you, I would adore me.”

38. “5’2 my height but my attitude 6’1.”

39. “I took a gander at my Instagram photographs and acknowledged I look excellent.”

40. “I don’t need any part-time people in my life.”

41. “I’d rather laugh with the sinners.”

42. “Dime piece.”

43. “My circle is small because I am into quality, not quantity.”

44. “You can’t afford my Swag Bitch! #selfie”

45. “Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness, bitch.”

46. “I am Mine before anyone else.”

47. “I don’t need your approval to be me.”

48. “Just Because I have been away, doesn’t mean I have forgotten HOW TO SLAY!”

49. “I’m the girl you’ve always wanted.”

50. “There’s always a wild side to an innocent face.”

51. “Life isn’t perfect. But my Hair is!”

52. “If you’re honestly happy, fuck what other people think.”

53. “Judge me when you are perfect.”

54. “I know I’m lucky that I’m so cute.”

55. “I myself never feel that I’m sexy. If people call me cute, I am happier.”

56. “I am fucking gold, you can prefer Silver and it’s okay.”

57. “I am not picky, I just know what I want.”

58. “My girlishness has sharp teeth.”

59. “Proof that I can do selfies better than you.”

60. “Own what’s yours, or else others will try to.”

61. “You can’t do epic shit with basic people.”

62. “Short, sassy, cute and classy.”

63. “You can call me queen bee.”

64. “Quality over quantity.”

65. “I don’t need your approval, darling. I have my own.”

66. “The more I find myself, the more people I lose.”

67. “Don’t be easy to define. Let them wonder about you.”

68. “I like my coffee how I like myself: dark, bitter, and too hot for you.”

69. “I’m a blur, a speeding bullet you can’t catch.”

70. “You don’t need a king to be a queen.”

71. “Turn ya savage up and lose ya feelings.”

72. “Her attitude is savage but her heart is gold.”

73. “50% Savage. 50% Sweetness.”

74. “And You’re gonna hear me Roar!”

75. “Take a ride on my energy.”

76. “I´m sexy and I know it!”

77. “It doesn’t matter what anyone else thinks of me because I know who I am, and I am damn proud of it.”


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1. “I’m not special. I’m a limited edition.”

2. “My signature, My style, My identity.”

3. “I’m at the point now where I don’t want to impress anyone anymore. If people like me the way I am, great. If they don’t, well it’s their loss.”

4. “I am who I am, your approval is not needed.”

5. “You don’t like my attitude? That’s fine. It doesn’t like you either.”

6. “Not always ‘Available’… Try your Luck.”

7. “You can either take me as I am or watch me as I leave.”

8. “Be yourself, who else is better qualified?”

9. “I really don’t care what you think about me. Unless you think I’m awesome. In that case – you’re totally right. Carry on!”

10. “Different from everyone!”

11. “I’m really not cranky. I just have a violent reaction when I meet stupid people.”

12. “I am not perfect but I am limited Edition.”

13. “Silent people have the loudest minds.”

14. “Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with you.”

15. “I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.”

16. “No, I’m not feeling violent, I’m feeling creative with weapons.”

17. “I haven’t changed. I grew up. Maybe you should give it a try sometime.”

18. “I may be fat, but you’re ugly. And I can lose weight!”

19. “Born to express not to impress.”

20. “My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.”

21. “I’ve finally realized something: What other people think and say about me is none of my business.”

22. “I know I am awesome, so I don’t care about your opinion.”

23. “I am multi-talented, I can talk and piss you off at the same time.”

24. “My attitude is based on how you treat me.”

25. “I’m not anti-fashion, but I’ve always had a bit of a punk attitude. That’s important, I think. I do my own thing.”

26. “I don’t need to explain myself because I know I’m right.”

27. “I tried being like you, my personality didn’t like it.”

28. “I wish I had ‘Google’ in my mind and ‘Antivirus’ in my heart.”

29. “I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.”

30. “If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I am the worst.”

31. “Attitude matters. Don’t say: No one likes me…!!! Just say: There is no one like me…!!!”

32. “Good news is I’m smiling. The bad news is it’s the kind of smile that people should fear.”

33. “I don’t have an attitude!! I have a personality you can’t handle!!!”

34. “Me.. myself.. and I…!!”

35. “I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude 🙂 Don’t like it get over it!”

36. “I am what I am… I will never try to be someone else.”

37. “I have a new theory in life.. what other people think of me is truly none of my business!”

38. “Be the best version of yourself.”

39. “I have the attitude for those who force me to show them :D”

40. “My door is always open to you, so feel free to leave.”

41. “I don’t come with dice. So don’t play me.”

42. “Don’t ask me for my opinion if you can’t handle the truth. I’m not going to lie to make you feel better.”

43. “If you dislike me, remember: it’s mind over matter. I don’t mind and you don’t matter!”

44. “I do not mind the crazy people, it’s the normal one that freaks me out!”

45. “I keep ego and attitude always in my pockets so that I can use it when my self-respect and sentiments are being tested by people.”

46. “I don’t care about popularity. I live in reality. Based on originality. Forget looks. I respect personality.”

47. “I forgive but never forgot.”

48. “Nobody move. I just lost my mind.”

49. “I never prove to be good enough… For every one..! But I’m the best for them who understand me. :)”

50. “I may be wrong. But I doubt it.”

51. “Don’t take my kindness as a sign of weakness.”

52. “Just because I don’t have a girlfriend, doesn’t mean I’m alone, I have a food and internet.”

53. “Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.”

54. “As I have grown older, I’ve learned that pleasing everyone is impossible. But pissing everyone off is piece of cake.”

55. “You say I dream too big. I say you think too small.”


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1. “I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.”

2. “Excellence is not a skill, It is an attitude.”

3. “I was born cool – until global warming made me hot.”

4. “When someone hates you for no reason… just give them one.”

5. “Silence is the best response when you’re dealing with an idiot.”

6. “People with high ego and unnecessary attitude deserves the standing ovation of the tallest finger.”

7. “Don’t confuse my personality and my attitude. My personality is who I am. But my attitude? That depends on YOU.”

8. “An ugly personality destroys a pretty face.”

9. “Look – I’m only responsible for the words that come out of my mouth. I’m not responsible for you not understanding them.”

10. “People say that I am bad… but trust me, I can be your worst nightmare!”

11. “Before you judge me make sure that you’re perfect.”

12. “Take me as I am or watch me as I go.”

13. “Some people just need a High-Five… On the face.”

14. “Attitude is like underwear – don’t show it just wear it.”

15. “Status Unavailable! Check Later.”

16. “If you hate me – Log on to”

17. “If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.”

18. “When someone says: You are ugly. Just tell them: Oh, sorry, I was trying to look like you!”

19. “Do not give advice unless you are asked to.”

20. “Being glamorous is not a crime.”

21. “It is sad but truthful that some people simply grow old, but they never grow UP!”

22. “Love me? Great. Hate me? Even Better. Don’t know me? Don’t judge me!!”

23. “Please don’t interrupt me while I’m ignoring you.”

24. “I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.”

25. “If you want to cry, use a tissue.. not your status!! 😀 :P”

26. “You say I have a bad attitude, guess what? My attitude is a result of your actions!! Change your actions and I will change my attitude :)”

27. “Why waste your time caring for people who don’t even acknowledge your existence?”

28. “I’m not heartless, I just learned how to use my heart less.”

29. “If you obey all the rules, you’ll miss all the fun.”

30. “Cling to your imperfections, they are what make you unique.”

31. “You can’t expect me to think before I speak. I was born without that ability. So I’m sorry if the truth hurts.”

32. “I got a simple rule about everybody. If you don’t treat me right… shame on you!!!”

33. “Don’t play with me! Because I know I can play better than you.”

34. “Act like you are wearing the invisible crown. That’s ‘Attitude’”

35. “My BACK is not a VOICEMAIL, so better say it on my FACE.”

36. “Remember one thing, you might be a PLAYER. But I am the GAME.”

37. “Don’t walk as if you rule the world… Walk as if you don’t care who the hell rules the world.”

38. “Those who like me… Raise your hands… And those who don’t like me raise your Standards.”

39. “People laugh at me because I am different and I laugh because they all are same.”

40. “If you want me to control my temper… You need to control your stupidity.”